A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drive his prize possession, even to the grocery...
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A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drive his prize possession, even to the grocery store, which was a few blocks from the house.
banc precedent Our pastor, an avid golfer, was once taking part in a local tournament. As he was preparing to tee off, the organizer of the tournament approached him and pointed to the dark, threatening [...]
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Stephen Spielberg is casting for a new film based around the great composers. Anyway to give the film a twist and some "oomph" he decides to cast the parts to the great action heroes of today. He calls Stallone, Arnie, Bruce Willis and Seagal into his office to hear who they would like to play. - Well, started Stallone, I've always admired Mozart. I would love to play him. - Chopin has always ... citește tot
Bancuri in Engleza (English) Miercuri, 23 Noiembrie 2005
Fifteen days ago, I read that smoking can kill you. The next day I stopped smoking. Twelve days ago, I read that too much red meat can kill you. The next day I stopped eating red meat. Eight days ago, I read that drinking can kill you. The next day I stopped drinking. Yesterday, I read that even the air can kill you. This morning I stopped reading. ... deschide bancul
Bancuri in Engleza (English) Luni, 25 Aprilie 2005
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started." So I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before ... citește tot
Bancuri in Engleza (English) Luni, 30 Mai 2005
Some lines: 1. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. 2. On the other hand, it's better to have fingers than toes. 3. A day without sunshine is like. .. night! 4. How many of you believe in psycho-kenisis? Raise my hand. 5. Everyone has a photographic memory, but some don't have any film. 6. When everything is coming your way. .. you're in the wrong lane. ... deschide bancul
Bancuri in Engleza (English) Joi, 17 August 2006
Problem: Expand expression (a+b)n
See for yourself what solution our
student has found.
... Also our teacher's comment, written
with red. ... deschide bancul Bancuri in Engleza (English) Joi, 17 August 2006
Woman's revenge... - Cash, check or charge? I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. - So, do you always carry your TV remote? I asked. - No, she replied, but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally. ... deschide bancul
Bancuri in Engleza (English) Vineri, 7 Mai 2010
A boy who was a witness to a crime was called to testify in court. He was approached by the defense attorney who asked, "Did anyone tell you what to say in court?" "Yes, sir," answered the boy. "I thought so," said the attorney. "Who was it?" "My father, sir." "And what did he tell you?" the attorney asked accusingly. "He said that the lawyers would try to get me all tangled up, but if I told the ... citește tot
Bancuri in Engleza (English) Luni, 13 Noiembrie 2006
Jack Benny is walking down the street, when a stick-up man pulls out a gun and says: Your money or your life! An extremely long silence follows. Your money or your life!, the thug repeats. Finally Benny says: I am thinking! ... deschide bancul
Bancuri in Engleza (English) Joi, 2 Februarie 2006
A man is walking along a cliff and all of a sudden loses his balance, slips, and falls off. Fortunately, he has the presence of mind to grab on to the edge, and he's hanging there for dear life. He hangs and hangs an finally yells out: "Is there anybody up there who can help me?" There's no answer. He keeps calling and calling. "Is there anybody up there who can help me?". Finally this big ... citește tot
Bancuri in Engleza (English) Luni, 20 August 2007
A new missionary recruit went to Venezuela for the first time. He was struggling with the language and didn't understand a whole lot of what was going on. Intending to visit one of the local churches, he got lost, but he eventually got back on track and found the place. Having arrived late, the church was already packed. The only pew left was the one on the front row. So as not to make a fool of ... citește tot
Bancuri in Engleza (English) Miercuri, 21 Februarie 2007
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG! He looks around; nobody's there. "I am having hallucinations," he thinks. Then he hears the voice again: I SAID, DIG! So he starts to dig in the sand with his bare hands, and after a bit, he finds a small chest with a rusty lock. The deep voice says: OPEN! OK, the man thinks, let's open the thing. He finds a rock with which to ... citește tot
Bancuri in Engleza (English) Vineri, 18 Aprilie 2008
Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"? A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front". ... deschide bancul
Bancuri in Engleza (English) Luni, 5 Februarie 2007
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student: - What are your parents' names? The student replied: - My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling. The teacher said: - Are you kidding? The student said: - No, Kidding is my brother. I am Joking. ... deschide bancul
Bancuri in Engleza (English) Joi, 19 Martie 2015
Q: How can you tell an extroverted mathematician? A: He stares at YOUR shoes while talking to you. ... deschide bancul
Bancuri in Engleza (English) Miercuri, 30 Aprilie 2008
- Are you sure this is british beef? - Of horse it is! ... deschide bancul
Bancuri in Engleza (English) Joi, 18 Aprilie 2013