On the first day of school, the teacher
asked a student: - What are your
parents' names? The student replied:
- My father's name is Laughing and
my mother's name is Smiling. The
teacher said: - Are you kidding?
The student said: - No, Kidding
is my brother. I am Joking. : : deschide bancul
A dog walks into an employment agency
and says: - I'd like to get a job
please. The guy at the employment
agency says: - Wow, you could easily
get a job at the circus, with your
talents! The dog replys: - What
would the circus want with a plumber? : : deschide bancul
An elderly gentleman had serious hearing
problems for a number of years. He went
to the doctor and the doctor was able to
have him fitted for a set of hearing
aids that allowed the gentleman to hear
100%.
The elderly gentleman
went back in a month to the doctor and
the doctor said: - Your hearing is
perfect. Your family must be really
pleased that you can hear again.
To which the gentleman said: -
Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just
sit around and listen to the
conversations. I've changed my will
three times already! : : deschide bancul
- What is the longest word in the
English language? - It is the word
"smiles", because there is a mile
between the first letter and the last! : : deschide bancul
I have a great dog. She's half Labrador,
half Pit-bull. A good combination. Sure,
she might bite off my leg, but she'll
bring it back to me. Jimi Celeste : : deschide bancul
This is this cat
This is is cat This is how cat
This is to cat This is keep cat
This is a cat This is genius cat
This is busy cat This is for cat
This is forty cat This is
seconds cat
Now go back and
read the THIRD word in each line
from the top. Betcha you can't
resist passing it on. LOL! : : deschide bancul
I went to the cinema the other day and
in the front row was an old man and with
him was his dog. It was a sad funny kind
of film, you know the type. In the sad
part, the dog cried his eyes out, and in
the funny part, the dog laughed its head
off. This happened all the way through
the film. After the film had ended, I
decided to go and speak to the man:
- That's the most amazing thing I've
seen, I said. That dog really seemed to
enjoy the film. The man turned to me
and said: - Yeah, it is. He hated
the book. : : deschide bancul