This is classic - a true story,
proving how fascinating is the mind of a
six year old. They think so logically.
A teacher was reading the story
of the Three Little Pigs to her class.
She came to the part of the story where
the first pig was trying to gather the
building materials for his home. She
read, "...and so the pig went up to the
man with the wheelbarrow full of straw
and said, 'Pardon me sir, but may I have
some of that straw to build my house?"
The teacher paused then asked the
class: " And what do you think the
man said?" One little boy raised his
hand and said very matter of factly "I
think the man would have said: "WHAT [...] citește tot
O gagica se duce la James Bond si-l
intreaba cat e ceasul. Bond ridica
o spranceana si-i raspunde sictirit:
- Cinci. Patru fara cinci... : : deschide bancul
Dupa cateva luni de relatie: -
Scumpule, cand ma prezinti familiei
tale? - Nici nu stiu... copiii
sunt la soacra, sotia e in concediu... : : deschide bancul
Gardianul: - Care ti-e ultima dorinta ?
Condamnatul: - Doar un pahar de ceai
. Gardianul: - Cu cat zahar ?
Condamnatul: - Cu zaharina, am
diabet. : : deschide bancul
Doi tipi la inchisoare. Primul intreaba:
- Cati ani ti-au dat? - 15!
- Pentru ce? - Am spart cateva
geamuri la serviciu. - Dar unde
lucrai? - Pe un submarin... : : deschide bancul
Intr-un salon de reanimare, toti
conectati la aparate de mentinere a
vietii. Electricianul baga capul pe
usa: - Baieti, luati o gura mare de
aer ca schimb o siguranta! : : deschide bancul