All the scientists die and go to heaven.
They decide to play hide-n-seek.
Unfortunately Einstein is the one who
has the den. He is supposed to count up
to 100 and then start searching.
Everyone starts hiding except Newton.
Newton just draws a square of 1 meter
and stands in it right in front of
Einstein. Einstein's counting:
1,2,3..97,98,99,100. He opens his
eyes and finds Newton standing in front.
Einstein says "Newton's out." Newton
denies and says Newton is not out. He
claims that he is not Newton. All the
scientists come out to see how he proves
that he is not Newton. Newton says:
"I am standing in a square of area 1m
squared... That makes me Newton per
meter squared. Since [...] citește tot
FEMALE PRAYER Before I lay me down
to sleep, I pray for a man, who's
not a creep, One who's handsome,
smart and strong One who loves to
listen long, One who thinks before
he speaks, One who'll call, not wait
for weeks. I pray he's gainfully
employed, When I spend his cash,
won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair
and opens my door, Massages me back
and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a
man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is
my behind?" I pray that this man
will love me to no end, And always
be my very best friend. Amen : : deschide bancul
"Nu trebuie sa spui te iubesc daca nu
este adevarat. Dar daca este adevarat,
trebuie s-o spui cat mai des. Oamenii
uita." Jessica - 8 ani : : deschide bancul
"Stiu ca sora mea ma iubeste pentru ca
imi da intotdeauna hainele ei vechi si
trebuie sa se duca sa isi cumpere
altele." Lauren 4 ani : : deschide bancul
"Este dragoste atunci cand mami il vede
pe tati transpirat si mirosind si tot ii
spune ca este mai frumos decat Robert
Redford." Chris 7 ani : : deschide bancul
"In timpul recitalului meu la pian eram
pe scena si imi era frica. M-am uitat la
oamenii care ma priveau si l-am vazut pe
tatal meu care imi facea cu mana si imi
zambea. Era singurul care facea asta. Si
nu mi-a mai fost frica." Cindy - 8
ani : : deschide bancul
"Este dragoste atunci cand ii spui unui
baiat ca iti place camasa lui, iar el se
imbraca dupa aceea cu acea camasa in
fiecare zi." Noelle - 7 ani : : deschide bancul
"Daca vrei sa inveti mai bine sa
iubesti, trebuie sa incepi cu un prieten
pe care il urasti" Nikka - 6 ani
(ne-ar trebui cateva milioane de Nikka
pe aceasta planeta) : : deschide bancul