Last night I went to a 24-hour grocery.
When I got there, the guy was locking
the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign
says you're open 24 hours." He goes:
"Not in a row!" : : deschide bancul
Three kids come down to the kitchen and
sit around the breakfast table. The
mother asks the oldest boy what he would
like to eat. - I would have some
****** French toast, he says. The
mother is outraged at his language and
sends him upstairs. She asks the
middle child what he wants. - Well,
I guess that leaves more ******* French
toast for me, he says. She is livid
and sends him away. Finally she asks the
youngest son what he wants for
breakfast. - I do not know, he says
meekly, but I definitely do not want the
******** French toast. : : deschide bancul
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow
of silence: he is allowed to say two
words every seven years. After the
first seven years, the elders bring him
in and ask for his two words. "Cold
floors," he says. They nod and send him
away. Seven more years pass. They
bring him back in and ask for his two
words. He clears his throats and says,
"Bad food." They nod and send him away.
Seven more years pass. They bring
him in for his two words. "I quit," he
says. "That is not surprising," the
elders say. "You have done nothing but
complain since you got here." : : deschide bancul
One day an employee sends a letter to
his boss asking for an increase in his
salary!!!
Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing
mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be
under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$
who have given $o much $upport including
$weat and $ervice to your company.
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean
and re$pond $oon.
Your$
$incerely, Norman John
The next day, the employee received
this letter of reply:
Dear
NOrman,
I kNOw you have been
working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing
much has changed. You must have NOticed
that our company is NOt doing NOticeably
well as yet. NOw the newspaper [...] citește tot
Dupa cativa ani de casnicie,
saturandu-se sa se tot certe, un barbat
si sotia lui se hotarasc sa apeleze la
un consilier pentru a-si salva casnicia.
Cand ajung la cabinetul consilierului,
acesta ii intreaba direct: - Care e
problema? Imediat, sotul face o fata
lunga si se aseaza pe scaun fara sa
spuna nimic. Sotia incepe sa
vorbeasca non-stop, descriind problemele
casatoriei. Dupa ce o asculta 5... 10...
15 minute, consilierul se apleaca peste
ea, o ia de umeri, o saruta pasional
cateva minute, si o lasa inapoi pe
scaun. Dupa aceasta, sotia statea
intr-un colt, foarte cuminte.
Consilierul se uita la sot, care se uita
si el la ei, fara sa-i vina sa creada.
Consilierul ii spune: [...] citește tot