- Domnule director, uneori mai adorm cu
capul pe birou, dar va rog mult sa ma
credeti, intotdeauna visez numai despre
firma noastra! : : deschide bancul
- Spune-mi, te rog, cine este blonda
aceea sexy cu care te-ai salutat
adineaori? - E o doamna cu care am
inceput sa am relatii profesionale.
- In profesia ta, sau a ei? : : deschide bancul
- Cum te numesti? - ABC XYZ,
zambeste tinara candidata. - De ce
zambesti? intreaba profesorul - Ma
bucur ca am raspuns bine la prima
intrebare. : : deschide bancul
- In ultimul an tot primesc scrisori de
amenintare si nu pot face nimic. -
De ce nu anunti politia? - Nu are
rost, scrisorile sunt de la Finante. : : deschide bancul
Categoria: Bancuri Diverse Pe site din data de: 2 Februarie 2007 Nota 8.3 din 7 voturi
The phone rang. It was a salesman from a
mortgage refinance company. "Do you have
a second mortgage on your home?"
"No," I replied. "Would you like
to consolidate all your debts?" "I
really don't have any," I said. "How
about freeing up cash for home
improvements?" he tried. "I don't
need any. I just recently had some done
and paid cash," I parried. There was
a brief silence, and then he asked, "Are
you looking for a husband?" : : deschide bancul
Merge un schelet la medic. Medicul:
Acum se vine? : : deschide bancul
Categoria: Bancuri Extreme Pe site din data de: 1 Februarie 2007 Nota 8.6 din 9 voturi
O haita de lupi vrea sa treaca un pod,
dar le sare in fata iepurasul strigind:
- Lupilor, sint duri printre voi?
- Nu! - Atunci daca vreti sa
treceti, trebuie sa imi dati fiecare
cite 2.000 lei. A doua zi, se
intimpla acelasi lucru. A treia zi,
se gindesc lupii si isi aleg trei duri,
dupa care pornesc la drum. Iepurasul
le sare din nou in drum si ii intreaba:
- Lupilor, sint duri printre voi?
- Da! zic cei trei duri si ies la
iveala. - Atunci, ursule, ia de la
astia trei cite 5.000 lei si de la
restul iau eu 2.000 lei. : : deschide bancul
One night while I was cat-sitting my
daughter's indoor feline, it escaped
outside. When it failed to return the
following morning, I found the beast
clinging to a branch about 30 feet up in
a spindly tree. Unable to lure it down,
I called the fire department. "We
don't do that anymore," the woman
dispatcher said. When I persisted, she
was polite but firm. "The cat will come
down when it gets hungry enough."
"How do you know that?" I asked.
"Have you ever seen a cat skeleton
in a tree?" she said. Two hours
later the cat was back, looking for
breakfast. : : deschide bancul