Un bancher discuta cu prietenul sau:
- Iti inchipui, m-am indragostit! Ea
are 20 de ani, eu 65! Ce crezi, sansele
mele vor creste daca ii voi spune ca am
50? - Sansele tale vor creste daca
ii vei spune ca ai 80! : : deschide bancul
Daca e verde si se agita, e biologie.
Daca miroase urat, e chimie.
Daca nu functioneaza, e fizica.
Daca e de neinteles, e matematica.
Daca nu are sens, e ori economie,
ori psihologie. : : deschide bancul
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vedeta = nava mica de razboi care se
bucura de o deosebita popularitate : : deschide bancul
Late one night, a man walks into a
dentist's surgery and says, "Excuse me,
can you help me? I think I'm a moth."
Dentist: "You don't need a dentist.
You need a psychiatrist." Man: "Yes,
I know." Dentist: "So why did you
come in here?" Man: "Well, the light
was on." : : deschide bancul
Cineva suna la usa unui apartament,
barbatul deschide. In fata lui, moartea:
- Am venit dupa viata ta!
Barbatul o striga pe nevasta-sa:
- Viata mea, pe tine te cauta! : : deschide bancul
In Bucuresti, la ora de varf, o
domnisoara grabita e prinsa intr-un
blocaj de circulatie. Ii spune stresata
soferului de taxi: - Spuneti-mi, nu
s-ar putea sa mergem putin mai repede?
- Eu as putea, domnita, mormaie
imbufnat taximetristul, dar nu pot sa
las aici masina... : : deschide bancul
Pilotul unui avion catre turnul de
control: - Ma aflu la 700 km de
pamant, la 1300 de m deasupra apei si mi
se termina combustibilul. Astept
instructiuni. Turnul de control
catre pilot: - Repeta dupa noi:
Tatal nostru care esti in ceruri... : : deschide bancul
Students at a school were asked to write
about the harmful effects of oil on
fish. One 11-year-old wrote, "When
my mom opened a tin of sardines last
night, it was full of oil and all the
sardines were dead." : : deschide bancul
A clergyman, walking down a country
lane, saw a young farmer struggling to
load hay back onto a cart after it had
fallen off. - You look tired, my
son, said the cleric. Why don't you rest
a moment, and I'll give you a hand.
- No thanks, said the young man. My
father wouldn't approve. - Don't be
silly, the minister said. Everyone is
entitled to a break. Come and have a
drink of water. Again the young man
protested that his father would be
upset. Losing his patience just a
little, the clergyman said: - Your
father must be a real slave driver. Tell
me where I can find him and I'll give
him a piece of my mind! - Well,
replied the young farmer, you can tell
him whatever [...] citește tot