Cele 7 minuni ale comunismului 1.
Toata lumea avea de lucru. 2. Desi
toata lumea avea de lucru, nimeni nu
muncea. 3. Desi nimeni nu muncea,
planul se facea peste 100%. 4. Desi
planul se facea peste 100%, nu puteai
cumpara nimic. 5. Desi nu gaseai
nimic de cumparat, toata lumea avea
de toate. 6. Desi toata lumea avea
de toate, toti furau. 7. Desi toti
furau, niciodata nu lipsea nimic. ... deschide bancul
Two guys walk into a bar, separately,
and have a seat at the bar.
One
guy notices the other has a black eye,
just like him.
“Hey buddy,
how’d you get your shiner?”
“Well, I was at the train station,
and the ticket girl was veeery hot. And
instead of two tickets to Pittsburg, I
slipped and said ‘two PICKets to
TITTsburg’ and she hit me square in
the ... citește tot
One night while I was cat-sitting my
daughter's indoor feline, it escaped
outside. When it failed to return the
following morning, I found the beast
clinging to a branch about 30 feet up in
a spindly tree. Unable to lure it down,
I called the fire department. "We
don't do that anymore," the woman
dispatcher said. When I persisted, she
was polite but firm. "The cat will come
down when it gets ... citește tot
Stiti ce inseamna cand ati venit la
biroul unde sunteti respectat ca om;
unde parerea va este ascultata si
apreciata; unde superiorii va trateaza
ca pe niste egali?
Sotia, dorind sa vada cat de mult este
iubita isi intreaba sotul: -
Scumpule, daca m-as ineca in apa asta,
ce ai face? - As alerga in satul
vecin dupa ajutor. - Dar satul
vecin e asa de departe! - Scumpo,
pentru tine as alerga chiar mai departe! ... deschide bancul