Doua femei discutau incet intr-un
compartiment de tren. Pe una din
banchete statea un domn, care pretindea
ca doarme. O femeie i se plangea
prietenei cat de scumpe sunt rochiile si
bijuteriile in ziua de azi... Cealalta
ii spune: - Ar trebui sa iti
gasesti un prieten, care in schimbul
unor mici "favoruri" sa fie dispus sa-ti
ofere 500$ pe luna. Stii tu, sotii de
azi nu mai sunt foarte atenti cu ... citește tot
A baby polar bear comes up to his mother
and asks, "Momma, am I a polar bear?"
"Why, yes, son, of course you are a
polar bear," she replies, sending him
out to play.
Several minutes
later, he returns. "Momma, are you
absolutely sure I am a polar bear?"
"Yes, son, absolutely sure. Now go
and play."
Several minutes
later, he returns asking, "Momma, you're
sure I'm 100% polar bear?" "Yes, ... citește tot
Un marinar sta in portul Marsiliei si
bea de nu se mai tine pe picioare. Un
trecator intra in vorba: - Stiti ca
anual mor peste 10.000 de francezi, din
cauza bauturii? - Nu ma intereseaza!
Eu sunt rus! ... deschide bancul
I am not sure exactly how this works,
but this is amazingly accurate. The
picture below has two identical dolphins
in it. It was used in a case study on
stress levels at the Mayo Clinic and
later at Fletcher Medical Center in
Burlington. Look at both dolphins
jumping out of the water. The dolphins
are identical. A closely monitored,
scientific study revealed that, in spite
of the fact that ... citește tot