Ce ar putea intelege cineva care nu stie engleza atunci cand te aude spunand: I can't believe you. Raspuns: Ai Kent, ba...
propus: 11 Nov 2014
Gravitation is not responsible for
people falling in love.
I never think of the future. It comes
soon enough.
The only thing that interferes with my
learning is my education.
Education is what remains after one has
forgotten everything he learned in
school.
Two things are infinite: the universe
and human stupidity; and I'm not
sure about the universe.
Wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very
... citește tot Bancuri in Engleza (English) Marți, 12 Aprilie 2005
THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE:
Once upon a time a guy asked a girl:
"Will you marry me?" The girl said "NO!"
And the guy lived happily ever after and
went fishing, hunting and played golf a
lot and drank beer whenever he wanted.
THE END
... deschide bancul Bancuri in Engleza (English) Luni, 16 Ianuarie 2006
Each Friday night after work, Bubba
would fire up his outdoor grill and cook
venison steak. But all of Bubba's
neighbors were Catholic, and since it
was Lent, they were forbidden from
eating red meat on Friday.
The delicious aroma from the grilled
venison steaks was causing such a
problem for the Catholic faithful that
they finally talked to their priest.
The priest came to visit Bubba and
... citește tot Bancuri in Engleza (English) Joi, 8 Martie 2007
An engineer was crossing a road one-day
when a frog called out to him and said:
- If you kiss me, I'll turn into a
beautiful princess.
He bent over, picked up the frog and put
it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said:
- If you kiss me and turn me back into a
beautiful princess, I will stay with you
for one week.
The engineer took the frog out of his
pocket, smiled at it and returned
... citește tot Bancuri in Engleza (English) Joi, 31 Martie 2005
A man visited a psychiatrist to talk
about his dreams.
"Every night," the man said, "I dream
that these three hideous monsters are
sitting on the edge of my bed, ready to
attack me."
"Hmmm," said the doctor. "I feel sure I
can cure you of this problem. But the
treatment will cost you somewhere
between twenty-five and thirty thousand
dollars."
"Thirty thousand dollars!" the man
gasped. "Never mind
... citește tot Bancuri in Engleza (English) Vineri, 9 Martie 2007
Some lines:
1. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in
a parallel universe.
2. On the other hand, it's better to
have fingers than toes.
3. A day without sunshine is like. ..
night!
4. How many of you believe in
psycho-kenisis? Raise my hand.
5. Everyone has a photographic memory,
but some don't have any film.
6. When everything is coming your way.
.. you're in the wrong lane.
... deschide bancul Bancuri in Engleza (English) Joi, 17 August 2006
During a taxi, the crew of a US Air
departure flight to Ft. Lauderdale made
a wrong turn and came nose-to-nose with
a United 727. The irate ground
controller (a female) lashed out at the
US Air crew screaming, "US Air 2771,
where are you going? I told you to turn
right on 'Charlie' taxi way; you turned
right on 'Delta.' Stop right there. I
know it's difficult to tell the
difference between a C
... citește tot Bancuri in Engleza (English) Marți, 25 Martie 2008
A soldier stationed in Iraq recently
received a "Dear John" letter from his
girlfriend back home. It read as
follows:
Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our
relationship. The distance between us is
just too great. I must admit that I have
cheated on you twice, since you've
been gone, and it's not fair to
either of us. I'm sorry.
Please return the picture of me that I
sent to
... citește tot Bancuri in Engleza (English) Vineri, 10 Iunie 2005
All eyes were on the radiant bride as
her father escorted her down the aisle.
They reached the altar and the waiting
groom; the bride kissed her father and
placed something in his hand. The guests
in the front pews, and the minister,
responded with ripples of laughter. As
her father gave her away in marriage,
the bride had given him back his credit
card.
... deschide bancul Bancuri in Engleza (English) Marți, 28 Noiembrie 2006
One spelling mistake can destroy your
life!
A husband wrote a message to his wife on
his business trip and forgot to
add 'e' at the end of a word...
"I am having such a wonderful time! I
wish you were her..."
... deschide bancul Bancuri in Engleza (English) Joi, 7 Aprilie 2011
See if you can do this. Read each line
aloud.
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is genius cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word
in each line from the top.
Betcha you can't resist passing it on.
LOL!
... deschide bancul Bancuri in Engleza (English) Luni, 21 Noiembrie 2011
- Pythagorean theorem: 24 words.
- The Lord's Prayer: 66 words.
- Archimedes' Principle: 67 words.
- The 10 Commandments: 179 words.
- The Gettysburg address: 286 words.
- The Declaration of Independence: 1,300
words.
- - - The US Government regulations on
the sale of cabbage: 26,911 words!!! - -
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... deschide bancul Bancuri in Engleza (English) Marți, 10 Aprilie 2007
Heaven is where the police are British,
the chefs Italian, the mechanics German,
the lovers French and it is all
organized by the Swiss.
Hell is where police are German, the
chefs British, the mechanics French, the
lovers Swiss and it is all organized by
the Italians.
... deschide bancul Bancuri in Engleza (English) Marți, 29 Noiembrie 2005