CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.. The sales girl notices him and asks him...
Joke from category: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
proposed: 30 May 2010
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
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Bancuri in Engleza (English) Wednesday, 23 July 2008
Positive Thinking Poem... Little birdy in the sky, You look up and it shits in your eye You don't mind and you don't cry, You just thank God that cows don't fly... ... deschide bancul
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CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were ... read all
Bancuri in Engleza (English) Sunday, 30 May 2010
Problem: Expand expression (a+b)n
See for yourself what solution our
student has found.
... Also our teacher's comment, written
with red. ... deschide bancul Bancuri in Engleza (English) Thursday, 17 August 2006
WORDS A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day: 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?' ... deschide bancul
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