Little Logan and his family were having Thanksgiving dinner at his grandmother's house. Everyone was seated round the table as...

Joke from category: Bancuri in Engleza (English)

proposed: 21 Nov 2006

Little Logan and his family were having Thanksgiving dinner at his grandmother's house. Everyone was seated round the table as the food was being served. When little Logan received his plate, he started eating right away.
- Logan, wait until we say our prayer, his mother reminded him.
- I don't need to, the little boy replied.
- Of course you do! his mother insisted, We say a prayer before eating at our house.
- That's at our house, Logan explained, but this is Grandma's house, and she knows how to cook!

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Bancuri in Engleza (English) Thursday, 2 February 2006


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Bancuri in Engleza (English) Thursday, 31 March 2005


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