A cowboy went to an insurance agency to buy a policy. The agent asked, Have you ever had an accident? Nope, replied the...
Joke from category: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
proposed: 15 Nov 2006
A cowboy went to an insurance agency to buy a policy. The agent asked, "Have you ever had an accident?"
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A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen. He told his wife: 'There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look ... read all
Bancuri in Engleza (English) Tuesday, 3 June 2008
A real estate agent had just closed his first deal, only to discover that the piece of land he had sold was completely under water. "That customer's going to come back here pretty mad," he said to his boss. "Should I give him his money back?" "Money back?" roared the boss. "What kind of salesman are you? Get out there and sell him a houseboat!" ... deschide bancul
Bancuri in Engleza (English) Thursday, 2 November 2006
Last night I went to a 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours." He goes: "Not in a row!" ... deschide bancul
Bancuri in Engleza (English) Thursday, 2 February 2006
Five Jews changed the way you see the world... - Moses: The Law is everything. - Jesus: Love is everything. - Marx: Money is everything. - Freud: Sex is everything. - Einstein: Everything is relative. ... deschide bancul
Bancuri in Engleza (English) Monday, 14 February 2005
Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"? A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front". ... deschide bancul
Bancuri in Engleza (English) Monday, 5 February 2007
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG! He looks around; nobody's there. "I am having hallucinations," he thinks. Then he hears the voice again: I SAID, DIG! So he starts to dig in the sand with his bare hands, and after a bit, he finds a small chest with a rusty lock. The deep voice says: OPEN! OK, the man thinks, let's open the thing. He finds a rock with which to ... read all
Bancuri in Engleza (English) Friday, 18 April 2008
Explicatii de dat atunci cand nu va merg aplicatiile si programele. COUNT DOWN...... 20. "That's weird..." 19. "It's never done that before." 18. "It worked yesterday." 17. "How is that possible?" 16. "It must be a hardware problem." 15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?" 14. "There is something funky in your data." 13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!" 12. "You must have ... read all
Bancuri in Engleza (English) Tuesday, 28 November 2006
Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook venison steak. But all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic, and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating red meat on Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest. The priest came to visit Bubba and ... read all
Bancuri in Engleza (English) Thursday, 8 March 2007
First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet School were receiving theirfirst anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them: - In vet medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: the first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal ... read all
Bancuri in Engleza (English) Wednesday, 2 May 2007
Students at a school were asked to write about the harmful effects of oil on fish. One 11-year-old wrote, "When my mom opened a tin of sardines last night, it was full of oil and all the sardines were dead." ... deschide bancul
Bancuri in Engleza (English) Friday, 4 May 2007
A baby polar bear comes up to his mother and asks, "Momma, am I a polar bear?" "Why, yes, son, of course you are a polar bear," she replies, sending him out to play. Several minutes later, he returns. "Momma, are you absolutely sure I am a polar bear?" "Yes, son, absolutely sure. Now go and play." Several minutes later, he returns asking, "Momma, you're sure I'm 100% polar bear?" "Yes, son, ... read all
Bancuri in Engleza (English) Wednesday, 13 August 2008
- Are you sure this is british beef? - Of horse it is! ... deschide bancul
Bancuri in Engleza (English) Thursday, 18 April 2013
Hung Chow calls work and says: - Hey, boss I no come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt, I no come work. The boss says: - You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like that I go to my wife and tell her to sing for me. That makes everything better and I go work. You try that. Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: - Boss, I do what you say and ... read all
Bancuri in Engleza (English) Wednesday, 16 March 2005
Unexpected cold snaps had destroyed the buds on my father's young peach tree for two years in a row. This spring, Dad was ready. He replanted the sapling in a large box, mounted it on wheels, and put the tree in the garage whenever the temperature dropped. One warm April day, Dad was wheeling the tree out into the yard, and he stopped to give our dog a drink from the garden hose. A neighbor ... read all
Bancuri in Engleza (English) Thursday, 14 June 2007
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find
North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who
discovered America?
CLASS: Maria. ... deschide bancul Bancuri in Engleza (English) Wednesday, 26 November 2008