A Chinese couple got married. When a baby girl was born, her eyes were big and blue, hair was curly and blonde, skin was brown....

Joke from category: Bancuri in Engleza (English)

proposed: 11 Sep 2006

A Chinese couple got married. When a baby girl was born, her eyes were big and blue, hair was curly and blonde, skin was brown. Finally, the father named the baby SUM TING RONG."

Problem: Expand expression (a+b)n See for yourself what solution our student has found. ... Also our teacher's comment, written with red.
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"I'm here because my house burned down, and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything."
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Bancuri in Engleza (English) Wednesday, 4 April 2007


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The best short story on Religion,
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Bancuri in Engleza (English) Thursday, 2 June 2011


Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
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Bancuri in Engleza (English) Thursday, 31 March 2005


A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Cop. Being a typical lawyer, he thinks he is smarter than the Cop so he decides to have some fun at the Cop's expense.
Cop says:
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Lawyer says:
- What for?
Cop says:
- You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign.
Lawyer says:
- I slowed down, and no one was coming.
Cop says:
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Bancuri in Engleza (English) Tuesday, 22 November 2005


There are 2 people always next to you:
<br>The Manager, smiling pleasantly to
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Leader, busy figuring out what work to
dump on you next... <br>And, there's
YOU, who struggles ...There are 2 people always next to you:
The Manager, smiling pleasantly to hide evil intentions!
The Team Leader, busy figuring out what work to dump on you next...
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I am rejecting your rejection

Dear Sir / Madam
Thank you for your letter of 4 September 2003. After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your company. This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is ... read all

Bancuri in Engleza (English) Tuesday, 8 March 2005


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The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here." The old man said, "Okay" and walked away.
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Bancuri in Engleza (English) Thursday, 24 November 2005


There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
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Bancuri in Engleza (English) Thursday, 20 October 2005


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Bancuri in Engleza (English) Thursday, 22 March 2007


- Are you sure this is british beef?
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Bancuri in Engleza (English) Thursday, 18 April 2013


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Bancuri in Engleza (English) Monday, 18 October 2004


I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog. It was a sad funny kind of film, you know the type. In the sad part, the dog cried his eyes out, and in the funny part, the dog laughed its head off. This happened all the way through the film. After the film had ended, I decided to go and speak to the man:
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