HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB? Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open...
proposed: 10 Mar 2006
Sweetheart:
I can't send my salary this month,
so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my
sweetheart.
Your husband,
Allen
...
His wife replied back after some days to
her husband:
Dearest sweetheart,
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending
the expenses details:
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for
one month's milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after
7 kisses.
3. Your house owner
... read all Bancuri in Engleza (English) Tuesday, 13 September 2005
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence
starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I
am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth
letter of the alphabet.'
... deschide bancul Bancuri in Engleza (English) Wednesday, 26 November 2008
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow
of silence: he is allowed to say two
words every seven years.
After the first seven years, the elders
bring him in and ask for his two words.
"Cold floors," he says. They nod and
send him away.
Seven more years pass. They bring him
back in and ask for his two words. He
clears his throats and says, "Bad food."
They nod and send him away.
Seven more years
... read all Bancuri in Engleza (English) Thursday, 2 February 2006
After buying her kids a pet hamster,
after they PROMISED they would take care
of it, Mom, as usual, ended up with the
responsibility.
One evening, exasperated, she asked
them, "How many times do you think that
hamster would have died if I hadn't
looked after it?"
After a moment, her youngest son replied
quizzically, "Once?"
... deschide bancul Bancuri in Engleza (English) Wednesday, 22 August 2007
1. There's always a lot to be
thankful for if you take time to look
for it. For example, I am sitting here
thinking how nice it is that wrinkles
don't hurt.
2. The easiest way to find something
lost around the house is to buy a
replacement.
3. You don't stop laughing because
you grow old. You grow old because you
stop laughing.
4. A penny saved is a government
oversight.
5. The
... read all Bancuri in Engleza (English) Monday, 30 May 2005
An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert,
moved to Texas.
Bert always wanted a pair of authentic
cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale,
he bought them and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the
kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice
anything different about me?"
Margaret looked him over.. "Nope."
Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the
bathroom, undressed and walked back into
the kitchen
... read all Bancuri in Engleza (English) Tuesday, 27 January 2009
I am not sure exactly how this works,
but this is amazingly accurate.
The picture below has two identical
dolphins in it. It was used in a case
study on stress levels at the Mayo
Clinic and later at Fletcher Medical
Center in Burlington.
Look at both dolphins jumping out of the
water. The dolphins are identical. A
closely monitored, scientific study
revealed that, in spite of the fact that
the
... read all Bancuri in Engleza (English) Tuesday, 25 March 2008
- Pythagorean theorem: 24 words.
- The Lord's Prayer: 66 words.
- Archimedes' Principle: 67 words.
- The 10 Commandments: 179 words.
- The Gettysburg address: 286 words.
- The Declaration of Independence: 1,300
words.
- - - The US Government regulations on
the sale of cabbage: 26,911 words!!! - -
-
... deschide bancul Bancuri in Engleza (English) Tuesday, 10 April 2007
My sister, a truck driver, had decided
to get a dog for protection. As she
inspected a likely candidate, the
trainer told her, "He doesn't like men."
Perfect, my sister thought, and took the
dog.
Then one day, two men in a parking lot
approached her, and she watched to see
how her canine bodyguard would react.
Soon it became clear that the trainer
wasn't kidding. As the men got closer,
the dog
... read all Bancuri in Engleza (English) Wednesday, 13 June 2007
A mother and a daughter are shopping in
the mall, when the mother eyes an
expensive fur coat.
"This year," she says, "I think that I
will buy my present instead of making
you and Dad shop for me." The daughter
nods in agreement. "And I think this fur
coat would be perfect too."
The daughter protests, "But Mom, some
helpless, poor creature has to suffer so
that you can have this."
"Don't worry,
... read all Bancuri in Engleza (English) Thursday, 7 February 2008
Robert went to his lawyer and said:
- I would like to make a will, but I
don't know exactly how to go about it.
The lawyer smiled at Robert and replied:
- Not a problem, leave it all to me.
Robert looked somewhat upset and said:
- Well, I knew you were going to take a
big portion, but I would like to leave a
little to my family too!
... deschide bancul Bancuri in Engleza (English) Wednesday, 8 June 2011
My girlfriend called me as she was
driving to an appointment. She arrived,
and I could tell from her voice that she
was getting frustrated. Finally she
said:
- I know I had my cell phone with me.
And
now I can't find it!
I replied:
- Aren't you talking on it!?
There was a solid period of stunned
silence as the reality of the situation
sank in - followed by:
- You are NOT going to tell anybody
... read all Bancuri in Engleza (English) Friday, 1 February 2008