3 Little Pigs - The Untold Story

This is classic - a true story, proving how fascinating is the mind of a six year old. They think so logically.

A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home. She read, "...and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?" The teacher paused then asked the
class: " And what do you think the man said?" One little boy raised his hand and said very matter of factly "I think the man would have said: "WHAT [...] read all

Category: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
On site from date of: 31 August 2004
Score 8.2 of 10 votes

Viermele catre prietena lui: "Daca nu te impaci cu mine, ma arunc in fatza gainii". : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Animale, Pasari
On site from date of: 31 August 2004
Score 6.8 of 5 votes

- Chelner!
- Da, domnule?
- Poti sa-mi mai prajesti putin puiul? Imi mananca toata salata! : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri din Baruri, Restaurante
On site from date of: 31 August 2004
Score 9.2 of 10 votes

Sora : - Pacientul e mai bine, a vorbit cu mine.
Doctorul : - Si ce a spus ?
Sora : - Ca se simte rau. : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Doctori Medici Spitale
On site from date of: 31 August 2004
Score 9.0 of 3 votes

- Cand este un barbat o companie placuta pentru o femeie?
- Atunci cand barbatul este patronul companiei. : : deschide bancul

Category: Intrebari si Raspunsuri
On site from date of: 31 August 2004
Score 8.0 of 3 votes

O gagica se duce la James Bond si-l intreaba cat e ceasul.
Bond ridica o spranceana si-i raspunde sictirit:
- Cinci. Patru fara cinci... : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Vedete, Celebritati
On site from date of: 31 August 2004
Score 8.0 of 29 votes

Dupa cateva luni de relatie:
- Scumpule, cand ma prezinti familiei tale?
- Nici nu stiu... copiii sunt la soacra, sotia e in concediu... : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Barbati si Femei
On site from date of: 31 August 2004
Score 7.7 of 10 votes

Gardianul: - Care ti-e ultima dorinta ?
Condamnatul: - Doar un pahar de ceai .
Gardianul: - Cu cat zahar ?
Condamnatul: - Cu zaharina, am diabet. : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Militari Armata
On site from date of: 31 August 2004
Score 8.8 of 9 votes

Doi tipi la inchisoare. Primul intreaba:
- Cati ani ti-au dat?
- 15!
- Pentru ce?
- Am spart cateva geamuri la serviciu.
- Dar unde lucrai?
- Pe un submarin... : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Hoti, Spargatori, Infractori
On site from date of: 31 August 2004
Score 8.5 of 2 votes

Intr-un salon de reanimare, toti conectati la aparate de mentinere a vietii.
Electricianul baga capul pe usa:
- Baieti, luati o gura mare de aer ca schimb o siguranta! : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Doctori Medici Spitale
On site from date of: 31 August 2004
Score 8.5 of 2 votes