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Dimitrie Cantemir a avut un rol insemnat in viata sa. : : deschide bancul

Category: Perle de la Scoala cu Elevi
On site from date of: 30 March 2005
Score 8.5 of 4 votes


In romanul "Rascoala" personajul principal este poporul si marea masa a taranilor. : : deschide bancul

Category: Perle de la Scoala cu Elevi
On site from date of: 30 March 2005
Score 8.0 of 5 votes


Calin tine de mina mireasa care are parul lung de fericire. : : deschide bancul

Category: Perle de la Scoala cu Elevi
On site from date of: 30 March 2005
Score 8.8 of 5 votes


A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said:
- You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.
The cat thought for a minute and then said:
- All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on.
God said:
- Say no more.
Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.

A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to Heaven together. God met the mice at the gates with the same offer that He made to the cat.
The mice said:
- Well, we have had to run all of our lives: from cats, dogs and even people with brooms! If we [...] read all

Category: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
On site from date of: 30 March 2005
Score 8.4 of 7 votes


Nevasta unui director afla ca el are o noua secretara. Vine directorul acasa, nevasta il ia in primire:
- Secretara asta a ta are picioare frumoase?
- N-am bagat de seama.
- Ochii ce culoare au?
- N-am observat...
- Dar de-mbracat, cum se-mbraca?
- Foarte repede. : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri Serviciu, Angajati, Sefi, Munca
On site from date of: 30 March 2005
Score 8.2 of 6 votes


Femei vs Barbati - Jucarii

Fetitelor le place sa aiba jucarii. Apoi, pe la 11-12 ani le dispare interesul.

Barbatii nu isi depasesc niciodata obsesia pentru jucarii. Pe masura ce inainteaza in virsta, jucariile devin din ce in ce mai scumpe si mai nepractice. Exemple: televizoare miniaturale, telefoane de masina, storcatoare de fructe sofisticate, egalizatoare grafice, jocuri video, si orice clipeste, bipaie si are nevoie de cel putin sase baterii pentru a functiona. : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Barbati si Femei
On site from date of: 30 March 2005
Score 6.3 of 6 votes


Femei vs Barbati - Indicatii

Daca o femeie se rataceste in timp ce conduce masina ea va cere indicatii.

Daca un barbat se va rataci, el nu va opri masina sa ceara indicatii despre drum, considerind acest lucru sub demnitatea lui. : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Barbati si Femei
On site from date of: 30 March 2005
Score 5.7 of 6 votes


Femei vs Barbati - Telefonul

Barbatii vad telefonul ca pe o unealta cu ajutorul careia pot comunica mesaje scurte si importante. Barbatii stiu ca telefonul costa.

O femeie poate sa vina acasa din vizita de doua saptamini de la o prietena, sa o sune la telefon si sa discute alte 3 ore. Si femeile stiu ca telefonul costa, dar... : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Barbati si Femei
On site from date of: 30 March 2005
Score 6.0 of 4 votes


Femei vs Barbati - Oglinzi

Barbatii sunt vanitosi; isi vor verifica imaginea in oglinda.

Femeile sunt ridicole. Ele se uita in orice suprafata stralucitoare: oglinzi, lingurite, vitrine, prajitoare de piine, oglinzi si geamuri de la masini parcate, chelii... : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Barbati si Femei
On site from date of: 30 March 2005
Score 5.5 of 4 votes


Femei vs Barbati - Iesitul in oras

Cind un barbat spune ca este gata de iesit in oras inseamna ca este gata de iesit in oras.

Cand o femeie spune ca este gata de iesit in oras inseamna ca VA FI gata de iesit in oras, dupa ce isi va gasi si celalalt cercel, se va imbraca, se va machia... : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Barbati si Femei
On site from date of: 30 March 2005
Score 6.0 of 3 votes

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