Un arhitect, un artist si un inginer
discutau despre cu cine e mai bine sa
iti petreci timpul, cu nevasta sau cu
prietenii. Arhitectul prefera sa fie
cu nevasta, asa putea construi fundatia
unei relatii vesnice. Artistul
prefera sa fie cu prietenii. Cu ei gasea
mai multa inspiratie si mereu ceva nou
de facut. Inginerul prefera sa
petreaca timpul cu toata lumea. -
Cum asa?! ... intreaba ceilalti -
Da. Daca ai si nevasta si prieteni,
fiecare se va gandi ca esti in cealalta
parte si atunci poti scapa si merge la
serviciu sa-ti termini treaba pe ziua
urmatoare. : : deschide bancul
Category: Bancuri cu Ingineri On site from date of: 31 March 2005 Score 8.4 of 7 votes
Doi studenti de inginerie mergeau prin
campus cand unu dintre ei spune: -
De unde ai bicicleta asta super? Al
doilea raspunde: - Sa vezi, ieri
mergeam pe aici gandindu-ma la
referatele mele, cand a aparut in fata
mea o femeie foarte frumoasa pe aceasta
bicicleta. A lasat bicicleta si mi-a
spus: "Te plac de foarte mult timp. Iti
voi indeplini orice dorinta, poti sa-mi
ceri orice...!" Celalalt da din cap
intelegator si zice: - Ai facut o
alegere buna. Hainele ei probabil nu ti
se potriveau! : : deschide bancul
Category: Bancuri cu Ingineri On site from date of: 31 March 2005 Score 8.8 of 10 votes
An engineer was crossing a road one-day
when a frog called out to him and said:
- If you kiss me, I'll turn into a
beautiful princess. He bent over,
picked up the frog and put it in his
pocket. The frog spoke up again and
said: - If you kiss me and turn me
back into a beautiful princess, I will
stay with you for one week. The
engineer took the frog out of his
pocket, smiled at it and returned it to
the pocket. The frog then cried out:
- If you kiss me and turn me back
into a princess, I'll stay with you and
do ANYTHING you want. Again the
engineer took the frog out, smiled at it
and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked: - What
is the [...] read all
Normal people believe that if it ain't
broke, don't fix it. Engineers
believe that if it ain't broke, it
doesn't have enough features yet. : : deschide bancul
The graduate with a Science degree asks,
"Why does it work?" The graduate
with an Engineering degree asks, "How
does it work?" The graduate with an
Accounting degree asks, "How much will
it cost?" : : deschide bancul