S.U.A. Statul Montana. Iarna. Undeva in
munti, pe o sosea ruleaza un camion
urmat la mica distanta de o masina de
lux. La un moment dat aceasta din urma
intra in depasire si cand ajunge in
dreptul cabinei camionului coboara
geamul si striga soferului din camion:
- Hei, vezi ca-ti cade marfa din
camion in spate. Soferul nimic.
Se repeta faza de cateva ori, cu
acelasi rezultat. La un moment dat,
camionul trage pe dreapta la un fast
food. Persoana din masina de lux,
vizibil iritata ca bunele ei intentii au
ramas in zadar, merge direct la tip:
- Auzi, de o ora tot iti spun ca
pierzi marfa din camion. Esti surd sau
faci pe smecherul? - Nu sunt surd,
nu sunt smecher, imprastii [...] read all
Gravitation is not responsible for
people falling in love. I never
think of the future. It comes soon
enough. The only thing that
interferes with my learning is my
education. Education is what remains
after one has forgotten everything he
learned in school. Two things are
infinite: the universe and human
stupidity; and I'm not sure about the
universe. Wire telegraph is a kind
of a very, very long cat. You pull his
tail in New York and his head is meowing
in Los Angeles. Radio operates exactly
the same way: you send signals here,
they receive them there. The only
difference is that there is no cat.
Any intelligent fool can make things
bigger, more complex, and more [...] read all
A new young bride calls her mother in
tears. She sobs: - Robert
doesn't appreciate what I do for him.
- Now, now,. ..her mother comforted,
I am sure it was all just a
misunderstanding. - No, mother, you
don't understand. I bought a frozen
turkey roll and he yelled and screamed
at me about the price! - Well, the
nerve of that lousy cheapskate! says her
mom. Those turkey rolls are only a few
dollars. - No, mother it wasn't the
price of the turkey, it was the airplane
ticket. - Airplane ticket? What did
you need an airplane ticket for? -
Well mother, when I went to fix it, I
looked at the directions on the package
and it said: "Prepare from a frozen
state", so I [...] read all