Un elefant si o furnica vor sa treaca granita fara pasapoarte. La un moment dat, furnica se opreste. Elefantul se opreste si el si o intreaba pe furnica:
- De ce te-ai oprit?
- Treci! Numai pe mine m-a observat! : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Animale, Pasari
On site from date of: 3 October 2005
Score 8.4 of 7 votes

Doi serpi pe drum:
- Tati, tati!
- Taci, ma, din gura!
Dupa un timp:
- Tati, tati!
- Taci, ma, din gura!
Dupa ce ajung la destinatie:
- Ce ma tot bateai, ma, la cap?
- Tati, noi suntem veninosi?
- De ce, ma?
- Pai, cand am plecat mi-am muscat limba... : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Animale, Pasari
On site from date of: 3 October 2005
Score 8.1 of 10 votes

Ce mic, negru cu 2 puncte albe?
- Un purice cu vata in urechi. : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Animale, Pasari
On site from date of: 3 October 2005
Score 7.2 of 5 votes

Subject on a math test...
Solve the problem: find x on the triangle.
Answer: see for yourself!! : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
On site from date of: 3 October 2005
Score 8.8 of 20 votes

Alinuta intarzie la scoala. Profesoara era deja in clasa.
- Buna ziua, spune ea trista.
- Alinuta, te rog sa iesi si sa intri fericita! Iese, apoi:
- Buna ziua, spune ea aproape fericita.
- Nu auzi, intra fericita!
- Buna ziua, Ce mai faceti? Ce zi frumoasa, zise foarte fericita.
- Foarte bine! Dar de ce ai intarziat? Alinuta foarte fericita:
- A murit mama! : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Alinuta
On site from date of: 29 September 2005
Score 8.7 of 29 votes

Jack, who is a smart businessman, talks to his son
Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: "I will choose my own bride!"
Jack: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son: "Well, in that case..."

Next Jack approaches Bill Gates.
Jack: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Jack: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case..."

Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Jack: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!" [...] read all

Category: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
On site from date of: 29 September 2005
Score 8.2 of 5 votes

Daca nimeni nu te intelege, nu inseamna ca esti artist. : : deschide bancul

Category: Maxime si Cugetari
On site from date of: 29 September 2005
Score 7.0 of 6 votes

Exista doua tipuri de oameni: cel care spune intotdeauna ce gandeste, si cel care are prieteni. : : deschide bancul

Category: Maxime si Cugetari
On site from date of: 29 September 2005
Score 8.8 of 5 votes

Cand cazi, incearca sa ratezi pamantul. : : deschide bancul

Category: Maxime si Cugetari
On site from date of: 29 September 2005
Score 7.0 of 5 votes

Necazul mi-l inec in alcool, dar bestia stie sa inoate... : : deschide bancul

Category: Maxime si Cugetari
On site from date of: 29 September 2005
Score 8.4 of 7 votes