A woman goes into a department store and
tells the salesman she wants a pair of
pink curtains. He assures her they have
a good selection of pink curtains. He
shows her many kinds and different
fabrics of curtains she finally picks
out a pink floral pattern. The
salesman asks, "What size do you need?"
She says, "15 inch." He
exclaims, "15 INCHES! What room are they
for?" She says, "It's not for a
room, it's for my computer monitor."
The surprised salesman exclaims,
"Miss, computers do not need curtains."
The woman says, "HEL...Looooooo...
I've got windows.!!" : : deschide bancul
Un magar mergea el linistit... din urma
il ajunge porcul: - Aoleu ma
magarule... ce slab esti... si ce murdar
esti... si cred ca nici de mancat nu
mananci prea bine... si ce de desagi
ti-a pus stapanu' in spate.... La un
moment dat, magarul se opreste, se
intoarce catre porc: - Mi se pare
mie, sau tu nu esti porcul de anul
trecut?... : : deschide bancul
Stephen Spielberg is casting for a new
film based around the great composers.
Anyway to give the film a twist and some
"oomph" he decides to cast the parts to
the great action heroes of today. He
calls Stallone, Arnie, Bruce Willis and
Seagal into his office to hear who they
would like to play. - Well, started
Stallone, I've always admired Mozart. I
would love to play him. - Chopin has
always been my favourite, and my image
would improve if people saw me playing
the piano, said Willis. I'll play him.
- I've always been partial to
Strauss and his waltzes, said Segal. I'd
like to play him. Spielberg was very
pleased with these choices. - Sounds
splendid. Then, looking [...] read all
O PERSOANA NORMALA PARTICIPA LA CINE
STIE CASTIGA. 1. Citi ani a tinut
razboiul de 100 de ani? * 116 ani *
99 ani * 100 ani * 150 ani Persoana
paseaza prima intrebare.
2. In
care tara a fost descoperit palaria
"panameza"? * Brazilia * Chile *
Panama * Equador Persoana cere
ajutorul publicului.
3. In ce
luna sarbatoresc rusii revolutia din
octombrie? * Ianuarie * Septembrie *
Okctombrie * Noiembrie Persoana
foloseste ajutorul telefonic si suna o
alta persoana.
4. Care a fost
numele regelui George al IV-lea? *
Albert * George * Manuell * Jonathan
Persoana cere ajutorul
calculatorului.
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets
pulled over by a Cop. He thinks he is
smarter than the Cop so he decides to
have some fun at the Cop's expense.
Cop says: - License and
registration, please. Lawyer says:
- What for? Cop says: - You
didn't come to a complete stop at the
stop sign. Lawyer says: - I
slowed down, and no one was coming.
Cop says: - Exactly! License and
registration, please. Lawyer says:
- What's the difference? Cop
says: - The difference is the law
says you have to come to a full and
complete stop. License and registration,
please! Lawyer says: - I'll make
you a deal. If you can show me the legal
difference [...] read all
Bula in China se ia la bataie cu un
ninja. Se bat ei ce se bat si se
hotaresc sa dea fiecare cate o lovitura.
Care da mai tare e mai bun. "Bang"
ninja una in gura lu Bula doarme 2 zile.
Se trezeste Bula: - Ce a fost asta
mah? - Cheia dragonului. Dupa
aia Bula "bang" una in gura. Se trezeste
ninja peste 2 saptamani. - Ce-a fost
asta mah? - Cheia franceza. : : deschide bancul
Category: Bancuri cu Bula On site from date of: 21 November 2005 Score 8.3 of 15 votes