Intrebare la Radio Erevan:
- Sunt sora medicala si am sapte copii. Acum urmeaza sa fiu transferata la Radiologie. E adevarat ca radiatiile Roentgen provoaca sterilitatea?
- In principiu da, dar nu va bazati pe asta... : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri de la Radio Erevan
On site from date of: 3 May 2006
Score 7.7 of 7 votes

Intrebare la Radio Erevan:
- La noi la serviciu a fost un coleg dat afara ca intarzia intotdeauna. Motivul: sabota productia.
Un altul a fost dat afara pentru ca venea intotdeauna mai devreme. Motivul: spionaj economic.
Ceea ce nu inteleg este de ce e dat acum afara Igor, care vine intotdeauna atat de punctual la lucru?
- El are probabil un ceas elvetian. : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri de la Radio Erevan
On site from date of: 3 May 2006
Score 7.0 of 2 votes

Un baiat de baiat cumpara un BMV si iese in probe cu el pe Bucuresti - Pitesti.
Pe la 150km/h apare o masina de politie in spate.
Tipul se gandeste "o calc si scap"
La 200km/h incepe sa-i fie frica si se opreste.
Politaiul vine la el si-i zice:
- Auzi, ma, da-mi o scuza ca lumea si te iert, ca daca nu o calcai tu asa nu fugeam si eu cu 200, si chiar mi-a placut!
- Pai, sefu, mi-a fugit nevasta cu-n politai si cand te-am vazut in spate, am crezut ca mi-o aduci inapoi! : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Barbati si Femei
On site from date of: 2 May 2006
Score 9.1 of 10 votes

La popota era atarnat un afis:
,,Bautura omoara incet, dar sigur".
A doua zi, o mana necunoscuta adaugase:
,,Soldatii nu se tem de moarte". : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Militari Armata
On site from date of: 28 April 2006
Score 8.9 of 13 votes

Suna la usa. Tipu deschide usa. Pe pres o moarte mica, asa de douazeci de centimetri inaltime, cu coasa, oase, parpalac negru..
- Vai doamne, vaaaai!!!
- Stai lejer, am venit dupa hamster! : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri Extreme
On site from date of: 26 April 2006
Score 7.5 of 10 votes

Doi programatori intr-un bar:
- O vezi pe tipa aia? Vezi ce "properties" are?
- Da. Am testat-o aseara... sunt "read-only". : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Calculatoare PC Internet
On site from date of: 13 April 2006
Score 8.3 of 6 votes

Un turist se adreseaza unui taran:
- Spune, unchesule, care este cel mai rapid drum catre Bucuresti?
- Sunteti pe jos sau cu masina?
- Cu masina.
- Atunci, dupa parerea mea, cu masina... : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Tarani de la Tara
On site from date of: 13 April 2006
Score 8.6 of 8 votes

In multime, la intrarea intr-o manastire, se aude un strigat:
- Fratilor, eu merg! Pot sa merg din nou!
- Spune, cum s-a produs minunea?
- Mi s-a stricat masina! : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Soferi Masini Motociclete
On site from date of: 13 April 2006
Score 7.2 of 5 votes

Un om avea un caine slab cu care se plimba pe strada, cand intalneste un om cu caini lupi care-i spune:
- Da-te la o parte ca pun cainii pe tine!
- Nu vreau!
Atunci omul da drumul la lupi, dar cainele slab ii mananca de vii.
- Ce rasa-i cainele tau?
- Nu stiu! Mi l-a trimis mama din Africa si avea mult par la gat si l-am tuns! : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Animale, Pasari
On site from date of: 13 April 2006
Score 8.7 of 12 votes

Once upon a time there were two brothers.

One brother was very mischievous, always getting into trouble.

The other brother, however, was very good. He was always kind to animals, helped elderly neighbors, and led an exemplary life.

As time went on, the brothers stayed in touch but were never close.

The evil brother became a heavy drinker and a womanizer.

The other brother was a devoted husband and father and supported many charities.

One day the evil brother died. Then, after a few years, the good brother passed away. He went to heaven and was rewarded with a happy afterlife.

One day he went to God and asked, "Where is my [...] read all

Category: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
On site from date of: 6 April 2006
Score 8.5 of 10 votes