batalion = fratele mai mic al plutonierului Batal Gheorghe : : deschide bancul

Category: DEX, Dictionar cu definitii haioase
On site from date of: 12 September 2006

Examen intr-o scoala profesionala.
Profesorul intreaba:
- Intrebare de "nota zece": cum ma numesc?
Toti tac.
- Intrebare de "nota opt": la ce obiect aveti examen?
Toti tac.
- Intrebare de "nota cinci": ce culoare are manualul?
Din ultimele randuri se aude o voce:
- E clar, vrea sa ne pice cu orice pret. : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Elevi, Studenti, Scoala
On site from date of: 12 September 2006
Score 8.4 of 15 votes

A Chinese couple got married. When a baby girl was born, her eyes were big and blue, hair was curly and blonde, skin was brown. Finally, the father named the baby SUM TING RONG." : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
On site from date of: 11 September 2006
Score 8.5 of 8 votes

Seful este ca zapada. Dupa ce dispare se face vremea frumoasa. : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri Serviciu, Angajati, Sefi, Munca
On site from date of: 11 September 2006
Score 8.9 of 7 votes

Probleme cu radicali: radicali liberi, radicali de multime vida, radicali captivi, etc... : : deschide bancul

Category: Perle de la Scoala cu Elevi
On site from date of: 1 September 2006
Score 8.6 of 9 votes

Si voi, care credeati ca stiti engleza...

Masina de spalat - Spelling Machine
Distractie placuta - Nice Destruction
Malul apei - The male of the ape
Apa calda - Cold ape
Apa minerala - Mineral Ape
Apel telefonic - Telephonic Apple
Mici pe gratar - Smalls on the greater
Sac de dormit - The Sake of Sleeping / Dorming Sucks Mici pe jar - Smalls on the jar
Chibrite - Kribits

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Category: Bancuri Diverse
On site from date of: 1 September 2006
Score 8.8 of 11 votes

Indiferent de viteza pe care o ai cand mergi cu masina, cei care merg mai incet - dorm la volan, iar cei care merg mai repede - sunt sinucigasi. : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Soferi Masini Motociclete
On site from date of: 1 September 2006
Score 8.0 of 5 votes

Daca este sa ne ghidam dupa reclame, in Romania populatia are trei mari probleme: matreata, cariile la dinti si menstruatiile... : : deschide bancul

Category: Maxime si Cugetari
On site from date of: 1 September 2006
Score 8.8 of 9 votes

Cei peste trei sute de pasageri aflati intr-un Boeing 747, deasupra Oceanului Pacific, aud vocea calda a stewardesei: "Va rugam sa va legati centurile de siguranta. Datorita unei defectiuni grave, vom fi obligati sa amerizam. Dupa amerizare, veti sari in apa prin locurile speciale. Inainte de asta va veti lua un calduros adio de la pasagerii care nu stiu sa inoate. Ne despartim cu speranta ca ati avut parte de o calatorie agreabila... ". : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri Extreme
On site from date of: 1 September 2006
Score 8.2 of 10 votes

Un politist fugea dupa un infractor...
Dupa 100 m l-a depasit... : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Politisti, Politie
On site from date of: 1 September 2006
Score 8.0 of 5 votes