This is an actual job application that a
75 year old senior citizen submitted to
Walmart in Arkansas. They hired him
because he was so funny. - - - - - -
- - - - - NAME: Kenneth Way (Grumpy
Bastard) SEX: Not lately, but I am
looking for the right woman (or at least
one who will cooperate) DESIRED
POSITION: Company's President or Vice
President. But seriously, whatever's
available. If I was in a position to be
picky, I wouldn't be applying here in
the first place? DESIRED SALARY:
$185,000 a year plus stock options and a
Michael Ovitz style severancepackage. If
that's not possible, make an offer and
we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target [...] read all
Little Logan and his family were having
Thanksgiving dinner at his grandmother's
house. Everyone was seated round the
table as the food was being served. When
little Logan received his plate, he
started eating right away. - Logan,
wait until we say our prayer, his mother
reminded him. - I don't need to, the
little boy replied. - Of course you
do! his mother insisted, We say a prayer
before eating at our house. - That's
at our house, Logan explained, but this
is Grandma's house, and she knows how to
cook! : : deschide bancul
O floare pe o pajiste, soare, atmosfera
placuta... Pistilul se tot dadea la
stamine... la un moment staminele
cedeaza: - OK, OK... cheama o
albinutza. : : deschide bancul
Category: Bancuri Diverse On site from date of: 16 November 2006 Score 8.8 of 12 votes
Invatatoarea ii pune pe copii sa faca
cate o propozitie care sa aiba cuvinte
cu litera "J". Vine si randul lui Bula:
- Jermele merjea pe marjinea
jeamului. Destul de nemultumita
invatatoarea il pune sa se mai
gandeasca. Dupa 5 minute Bula zice
iarasi: - Jermele merjea pe marjinea
jeamului. Invatatoarea: - Ai mai
zis odata asta si ti-am zis ca nu e
bine, - Da, stiu ca nu era bine, dar
asta e alt jerme : : deschide bancul
Category: Bancuri cu Bula On site from date of: 16 November 2006 Score 8.2 of 14 votes
A cowboy went to an insurance agency to
buy a policy. The agent asked, "Have you
ever had an accident?" "Nope,"
replied the cowboy. "Last summer, a
bronc kicked in two of my ribs, and a
couple of years ago, a rattlesnake bit
me on the ankle." "Wouldn't you call
those accidents?" quizzed the puzzled
agent. "Naw," the cowboy replied.
"They did it on purpose!" : : deschide bancul
Un pusti, din clasa pregatitoare pentru
scoala de la gradinita, se confeseaza
bunicului: - Bunicule, abia astept
sa inceapa scoala. - De ce,
dragutule? - Ca sa pot sa fac si eu
greva pentru ca la gradinita nu avem
voie... : : deschide bancul
Daca vei continua sa inveti la fel de
prost, il chem pe tatal tau, spune
profesorul unui elev, fiu de doctor.
- Nu aveti decit, raspunde elevul,
dar va previn ca tata ia 500.000 lei
pentru orice vizita! : : deschide bancul
O educatoare isi observa copiii in timp
ce desenau. Merge pe la fiecare copil sa
vada cum lucreaza. Cand ajunge in
dreptul unei fetite ce lucra cu sarg o
roaga sa-i explice ce anume desena.
Fetita ii raspunde: - Il desenez pe
Dumnezeu Educatoarea, sovaind un
moment ii spune: - Dar nimeni nu
stie cum arata Dumnezeu Fara sa se
opreasca sau sa-si ridice privirea din
foaie, fetita raspunde: - Vor sti
intr-un minut. : : deschide bancul
O fetita o intreaba pe mama ei: -
Mama, de ce unele fire din parul tau
sunt albe? Mama raspunde: - Vezi
tu, de fiecare data cand faci vreo
boacana sau ma faci sa plang, sau ma
superi, unul din firele mele de par se
albeste. Fetita sta putin pe ganduri
si spune: - Mama, atunci cum se face
ca toate firele de par ale bunicii sunt
albe? : : deschide bancul