Vine Bula la scoala cu o buza umflata.
Profesoara il intreaba: - Ce-ai
patit Bula? - E, am fost cu tata la
pescuit si mi s-a asezat o viespe pe
buza. - Vaaai, saracul de tine! Si
te-a intepat? - Nu, n-a apucat: a
omorat-o tata cu vasla... : : deschide bancul
Category: Bancuri cu Bula On site from date of: 4 December 2006 Score 7.9 of 12 votes
Doi se plimba prin parc. Unul zice:
- Uite o pasare moarta...
Celalalt, uitandu-se pe cer: -
Unde? Unde? : : deschide bancul
In a class on abnormal psychology, the
instructor was about to introduce the
subject of manic depression. The
instructor asked, "How would you
diagnose a patient who walks back and
forth, screaming at the top of his lungs
one minute, then sits in a chair weeping
uncontrollably the next?" A young
man in the rear raised his hand and
suggested earnestly, "A basketball
coach?" : : deschide bancul
- Poetul canta satul de care nu te mai
poti desparti odata ce l-ai parasit.
- O padure virgina este o padure in
care mana omului n-a pus niciodata
piciorul. (cata profunzime...) -
Dupa moartea parintiilor sai, Creanga
si-a trait viata in continuare pana in
ultimii ani ai vietii lui. - Toma
Alimos se razbuna pe boierul Manea care
l-a ranit mortal pe la spate cu ajutorul
lasitatii.. - Caragiale este autorul
schitelor si nuvelelor sale, ca sa nu
mai vorbim de teatru. - In poezia
lui Toparceanu gazele, gandacii si
insectele, cum e cotofana, stau de
vorba: "Ce ne facem fetelor? " (asta-mi
suna a banc sec...:)))) - Poema
"Miorita" circula pe baza orala, adica
nu a fost [...] read all
Pasagerii din avion si-au ocupat
locurile si asteapta echipajul pentru ca
aeronava sa poata decola. Intr-un final
pilotul si copilotul apar si incep sa
mearga printre scaune catre cabina lor.
Toate semnele arata ca cei doi sunt
orbi. Pilotul poarta ochelari mari negri
are baston alb cu care loveste
stanga-dreapta ca sa-si gaseasca drumul.
Copilotul are si el ochelari negri si
este ghidat de un caine insotitor. La
inceput pasagerii se foiesc nervosi
gandindu-se ca e vorba de o gluma dar
cand se pornesc motoarele si avionul
incepe sa ruleze usor pe pista toata
lumea se linisteste. Deodata avionul
accelereaza puternic si panica se
reinstaleaza. Unii pasageri incep sa se
roage in timp ce altii [...] read all
Concurs de tras cu arcul. Se aseaza
tinta - un tip cu un mar pe cap - la 50
metri. Vine primul concurent. Ocheste
trage despica marul. Urale. Mindru,
tipul se intoarce si zice: - I'm
Wilhelm Tell! Runda a doua. Se
departeaza tinta la 100 metri. Vine alt
concurent ocheste si trage. Marul cade
despicat. Ovatii. Se intoarce si asta si
zice: - I'm Robin Hood! Runda a
treia. Tinta se aseaza la 150 metri.
Vine al treilea concurent, ocheste si
trage. ... Se intoarce tipul si
zice: - I'm sorry! : : deschide bancul
Category: Bancuri Extreme On site from date of: 29 November 2006 Score 9.0 of 14 votes
All eyes were on the radiant bride as
her father escorted her down the aisle.
They reached the altar and the waiting
groom; the bride kissed her father and
placed something in his hand. The guests
in the front pews, and the minister,
responded with ripples of laughter. As
her father gave her away in marriage,
the bride had given him back his credit
card. : : deschide bancul
Explicatii de dat atunci cand nu va merg
aplicatiile si programele.
COUNT DOWN......
20.
"That's weird..." 19. "It's never
done that before." 18. "It worked
yesterday." 17. "How is that
possible?" 16. "It must be a
hardware problem." 15. "What did you
type in wrong to get it to crash?"
14. "There is something funky in
your data." 13. "I haven't touched
that module in weeks!" 12. "You must
have the wrong version." 11. "It's
just some unlucky coincidence." 10.
"I can't test everything!" 9. "THIS
can't be the source of THAT." 8. "It
works, but it hasn't been tested."
7. "Somebody must have changed my
code." 6. "Did you [...] read all
1. We work weird
(night) shifts... 2. They pay you to
make the client happy... 3. The
client pays a lot of money, but your
employer keeps almost every penny...
4. You are rewarded for fulfilling
the client's dreams... 5. Your
friends fall apart and you end up
hanging out with people in the same
profession as you... 6. When you
have to meet the client you always have
to be perfectly groomed... 7. But
when you go back home it seems like you
are coming back from hell... 8. The
client always wants to pay less but
expects incredible things from you...
9. When people ask you about your
job, you have [...] read all
Se opreste o ciocanitoare pe o creanga
de cires si printre frunze vede niste
ochi mari: - Bufnita, tu esti? -
Nu, sunt vrabiuta! - Da' de ce ai
ochii asa mari??? - Am mancat cirese
si dupa aia am uitat si am baut apa!!! : : deschide bancul