Iese leul dimineata nervos din casa si da prima data cu ochii de vulpe:
- Ia zi, ma, cine-i regele animalelor?
- Tu, tu, tu esti, maria ta, zice vulpea cu mare frica.
Mai merge si da peste lup:
- Ia zi, ma, cine e regele animalelor?
- Maria ta, zice lupul galben de frica.
Mai merge el... Intr-o poiana elefantul manca linistit niste iarba:
- Ia zi ma, umflatule, cine e regele animalelor, ca-ti scot inima acu'?
Elefantul il prinde cu trompa dupa cap, il izbeste de vreo 3 copaci si-l lasa lat in mijlocul drumului, pascand in continuare netulburat.
Leul sta incostient vreo jumate de ora, se ridica anevoie si pleaca schiopatand si mormaind:
- Ei daca [...] read all

Category: Bancuri cu Animale, Pasari
On site from date of: 22 January 2007
Score 8.7 of 53 votes

- Bulisor, tu ce vrei sa faci cand vei fi mare?
- Visez sa fiu miliardar, ca tatal meu.
- Pai ce, tatal tau e miliardar?
- Nu, si el viseaza. : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Bula
On site from date of: 19 January 2007
Score 8.2 of 18 votes

Ursul, lupul si magarul se intalnesc la carcima din padure:
- O sticla de votca! ceru ursul.
- O sticla?! se mirara ceilalti doi.
- Da, mai baieti! Ma intalnesc cu ursoaica si vreau sa fiu haios!
- O sticla de votca! ceru si lupul.
- O sticla?! se mirara ceilalti doi.
- Da, mai baieti! Ma intalnesc si eu cu lupoaica si vreau si eu sa fiu haios!
- O cinzeaca de votca! ceru si magarul.
- Numai o cincizeaca?! se mirara ceilalti doi.
- Mai baieti, eu am umor, beau doar ca sa-mi sclipeasca ochii... : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Animale, Pasari
On site from date of: 17 January 2007
Score 7.4 of 23 votes

Culmea fotbalului: sa faci foarfeca si sa tai terenul in doua : : deschide bancul

Category: Culmi
On site from date of: 16 January 2007
Score 8.7 of 7 votes

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
- Have you any grounds?
- Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
- No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
- It made of concrete.
- I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
- No, we have carport, and not need one.
- I mean. What are your relations like?
- All my relations still [...] read all

Category: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
On site from date of: 16 January 2007
Score 8.4 of 5 votes

- Stiti care-i cel mai scurt si sec banc???
- Care?
- Am uitat : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri Seci
On site from date of: 16 January 2007
Score 7.1 of 15 votes

Sir si John erau naufargiati pe o insula. Dupa multe luni John vine la Sir tipand:
- Sir, Sir, se vede un vapor la orizont!!!
La care Sir ii spune cu un calm tipic englezesc:
- Linisteste-te John, ce n-ai mai vazut vapoare? : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri Diverse
On site from date of: 15 January 2007
Score 7.4 of 23 votes

- Ce-ai vanat azi, Ioane?
- Cativa pliznoti...
- ?!?!
- Cand indreptam arma spre ei strigau: "Pliz not! Pliz not!" : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Ion si Maria
On site from date of: 15 January 2007
Score 7.8 of 33 votes

Merge pe strada o doamna cam plinuta. De ea se apropie un cersetor:
- Doamna, de cinci zile nu am mancat nimic.
- Ehee, daca as avea si eu asa vointa... : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri Extreme
On site from date of: 15 January 2007
Score 7.7 of 27 votes

- Vasile, ce-i ala un "lator"?
- Nu stiu Ioane. De ce intrebi?
- Fiindca baiatu' lu' Gheorghe a zis ca-si ia un "cal cu lator"! : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Tarani de la Tara
On site from date of: 15 January 2007
Score 7.1 of 23 votes