- Domnule director, uneori mai adorm cu capul pe birou, dar va rog mult sa ma credeti, intotdeauna visez numai despre firma noastra! : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri Serviciu, Angajati, Sefi, Munca
On site from date of: 5 February 2007
Score 7.4 of 44 votes

- Spune-mi, te rog, cine este blonda aceea sexy cu care te-ai salutat adineaori?
- E o doamna cu care am inceput sa am relatii profesionale.
- In profesia ta, sau a ei? : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri Serviciu, Angajati, Sefi, Munca
On site from date of: 2 February 2007
Score 8.5 of 26 votes

- De ce certati copilul?
- M-a facut gras!
- Si credeti ca prin cearta slabiti?! : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri Extreme
On site from date of: 2 February 2007
Score 8.9 of 30 votes

- Acum sunt mana dreapta a sefului, spune Ionescu.
- Inseamna ca ai mult de lucru!
- Nu cine stie ce! El este stangaci. : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri Serviciu, Angajati, Sefi, Munca
On site from date of: 2 February 2007
Score 8.3 of 24 votes

- Cum te numesti?
- ABC XYZ, zambeste tinara candidata.
- De ce zambesti? intreaba profesorul
- Ma bucur ca am raspuns bine la prima intrebare. : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Persoane Ingenue
On site from date of: 2 February 2007
Score 9.1 of 37 votes

- In ultimul an tot primesc scrisori de amenintare si nu pot face nimic.
- De ce nu anunti politia?
- Nu are rost, scrisorile sunt de la Finante. : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri Diverse
On site from date of: 2 February 2007
Score 8.3 of 7 votes

The phone rang. It was a salesman from a mortgage refinance company. "Do you have a second mortgage on your home?"
"No," I replied.
"Would you like to consolidate all your debts?"
"I really don't have any," I said.
"How about freeing up cash for home improvements?" he tried.
"I don't need any. I just recently had some done and paid cash," I parried.
There was a brief silence, and then he asked, "Are you looking for a husband?" : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
On site from date of: 2 February 2007
Score 8.4 of 8 votes

Merge un schelet la medic.
Medicul: Acum se vine? : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri Extreme
On site from date of: 1 February 2007
Score 8.6 of 9 votes

O haita de lupi vrea sa treaca un pod, dar le sare in fata iepurasul strigind:
- Lupilor, sint duri printre voi?
- Nu!
- Atunci daca vreti sa treceti, trebuie sa imi dati fiecare cite 2.000 lei.
A doua zi, se intimpla acelasi lucru.
A treia zi, se gindesc lupii si isi aleg trei duri, dupa care pornesc la drum.
Iepurasul le sare din nou in drum si ii intreaba:
- Lupilor, sint duri printre voi?
- Da! zic cei trei duri si ies la iveala.
- Atunci, ursule, ia de la astia trei cite 5.000 lei si de la restul iau eu 2.000 lei. : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Animale, Pasari
On site from date of: 1 February 2007
Score 8.4 of 11 votes

One night while I was cat-sitting my daughter's indoor feline, it escaped outside. When it failed to return the following morning, I found the beast clinging to a branch about 30 feet up in a spindly tree. Unable to lure it down, I called the fire department.
"We don't do that anymore," the woman dispatcher said. When I persisted, she was polite but firm. "The cat will come down when it gets hungry enough."
"How do you know that?" I asked.
"Have you ever seen a cat skeleton in a tree?" she said.
Two hours later the cat was back, looking for breakfast. : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
On site from date of: 30 January 2007
Score 8.4 of 9 votes