Un profesor de matematica la magazinul foto:
- As dori sa developez cateva filme, va rog...
- 9 x 13?
- 117. De ce? : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri Seci
On site from date of: 21 March 2007
Score 8.6 of 31 votes

Vine un smecher intr-o zi la magazin:
- Vreau sa cumpar un litru de paine.
- Eee... cu placere... aveti sticla in care sa v-o torn?
- ? !!?? : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri Seci
On site from date of: 21 March 2007
Score 8.9 of 26 votes

Cele cinci porunci ale vietii (valabile in prezent):
1. Sa nu gandesti.
2. Daca gandesti, sa nu spui.
3. Daca spui, sa nu scrii.
4. Daca scrii, sa nu semnezi.
5. Daca semnezi, sa nu te miri. : : deschide bancul

Category: Maxime si Cugetari
On site from date of: 15 March 2007
Score 8.9 of 11 votes

A man visited a psychiatrist to talk about his dreams.
"Every night," the man said, "I dream that these three hideous monsters are sitting on the edge of my bed, ready to attack me."
"Hmmm," said the doctor. "I feel sure I can cure you of this problem. But the treatment will cost you somewhere between twenty-five and thirty thousand dollars."
"Thirty thousand dollars!" the man gasped. "Never mind getting rid of the monsters, Doctor. I think I'll go home and try to make friends with them!" : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
On site from date of: 9 March 2007
Score 8.0 of 9 votes

Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook venison steak. But all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic, and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating red meat on Friday.
The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.
The priest came to visit Bubba and suggested that he become a Catholic.
After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass.
The priest sprinkled holy water over him and said, "You were born a Baptist and raised as a Baptist, but now you are Catholic."
Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night [...] read all

Category: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
On site from date of: 8 March 2007
Score 8.4 of 10 votes

I: De ce are maimuta narile mari?
R: Pentru ca are degetele groase... : : deschide bancul

Category: Intrebari si Raspunsuri
On site from date of: 8 March 2007
Score 8.6 of 7 votes

Merge iepurasul prin padure si gaseste doua pistoale... se intalneste cu vulpea:
- Vulpeo, pac pac (trage doua focuri in aer), in aceasta padure, pac pac, este un munte de resturi, pac pac, pe care o daca nu o sa-l mananci, pac pac, te impusc, pac pac...
Vulpea mananca resturile si pleaca... se intalneste iepurasul si cu veverita si cu lupul si intr-un tarziu cu ursul:
- Ursule, pac pac (trage doua focuri in aer), in aceasta padure, pac pac, este un munte de resturi, pac pac, pe care daca nu o sa-l mananci, clic.. clic... o sa il mananc eu... : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Animale, Pasari
On site from date of: 8 March 2007
Score 8.9 of 17 votes

Se duce Bula la scoala. Dna invatatoare ii zice:
- Bula, ai ca tema de raspuns la intrebarile urmatoare: ce faci cand un vapor pleca, ce faci cand un om se ineaca, ce faci cand e coada la paine, ce faci cand doi oameni se bat?
Bula o intreaba pe maica-sa:
- Mama, mama, ce fac cand un vapor pleaca?
- Scoti batista si spui la revedere.
- Ce fac cand un om se ineaca?
- Ii dai colacul de salvare si il tragi la mal.
- Ce fac cand e coada la paine?
- Iti astepti randul civilizat.
- Ce fac cand doi oameni se bat?
- Chemi politia.
- Mersi mama! zice bula.
Urmatoarea zi Bula se duce la scoala si desigur incurca raspunsurile. Dna invatatoare [...] read all

Category: Bancuri cu Bula
On site from date of: 2 March 2007
Score 8.9 of 26 votes

- Sotia mea afirma ca este foarte sanatos sa consum alimente crude.
- Da, nici nevestei mele nu-i place sa gateasca. : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Barbati si Femei
On site from date of: 2 March 2007
Score 8.5 of 15 votes

Doi proprietari de caini, se imprietenesc pe strada, si incep sa vorbeasca despre cainii lor, unul avea un labrador, celalalt un chihuahua. Se face frig si hotarasc sa intre intr-un restaurant sa continue discutia despre caini. Inainte de a intra hotarasc sa spuna ca sunt orbi si ca trebuie sa fie insotiti in permanenta de cainii lor, pt a fi lasati inauntru.
Merge primul cel cu labradorul - la intrare mai sa nu il lase, dar incepe sa faca scandal cum ca orbii sunt discriminati si cainele este de la o fundatie, caine insotitor. Bine. Intra.
Vine si cel cu chihuahua la usa, aceeasi poveste, cainele este de la fundatie, e caine insotitor.
Portarul zice:
- Hai, doar nu vrei [...] read all

Category: Bancuri cu Animale, Pasari
On site from date of: 2 March 2007
Score 8.7 of 16 votes