Un bancher discuta cu prietenul sau:
- Iti inchipui, m-am indragostit! Ea are 20 de ani, eu 65! Ce crezi, sansele mele vor creste daca ii voi spune ca am 50?
- Sansele tale vor creste daca ii vei spune ca ai 80! : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Barbati si Femei
On site from date of: 11 May 2007
Score 8.5 of 6 votes

Daca e verde si se agita, e biologie.
Daca miroase urat, e chimie.
Daca nu functioneaza, e fizica.
Daca e de neinteles, e matematica.
Daca nu are sens, e ori economie, ori psihologie. : : deschide bancul

Category: Diferente
On site from date of: 11 May 2007
Score 8.9 of 9 votes

vedeta = nava mica de razboi care se bucura de o deosebita popularitate : : deschide bancul

Category: DEX, Dictionar cu definitii haioase
On site from date of: 10 May 2007
Score 7.0 of 1 votes

sifonier = loc de depozitat sifoanele : : deschide bancul

Category: DEX, Dictionar cu definitii haioase
On site from date of: 10 May 2007
Score 6.0 of 1 votes

Late one night, a man walks into a dentist's surgery and says, "Excuse me, can you help me? I think I'm a moth."
Dentist: "You don't need a dentist. You need a psychiatrist."
Man: "Yes, I know."
Dentist: "So why did you come in here?"
Man: "Well, the light was on." : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
On site from date of: 9 May 2007
Score 7.9 of 7 votes

Cineva suna la usa unui apartament, barbatul deschide. In fata lui, moartea:
- Am venit dupa viata ta!
Barbatul o striga pe nevasta-sa:
- Viata mea, pe tine te cauta! : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Barbati si Femei
On site from date of: 8 May 2007
Score 8.3 of 12 votes

In Bucuresti, la ora de varf, o domnisoara grabita e prinsa intr-un blocaj de circulatie. Ii spune stresata soferului de taxi:
- Spuneti-mi, nu s-ar putea sa mergem putin mai repede?
- Eu as putea, domnita, mormaie imbufnat taximetristul, dar nu pot sa las aici masina... : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Taximetristi
On site from date of: 4 May 2007
Score 8.5 of 10 votes

Pilotul unui avion catre turnul de control:
- Ma aflu la 700 km de pamant, la 1300 de m deasupra apei si mi se termina combustibilul. Astept instructiuni.
Turnul de control catre pilot:
- Repeta dupa noi: Tatal nostru care esti in ceruri... : : deschide bancul

Category: Instructiuni haioase
On site from date of: 4 May 2007
Score 7.0 of 9 votes

Students at a school were asked to write about the harmful effects of oil on fish.
One 11-year-old wrote, "When my mom opened a tin of sardines last night, it was full of oil and all the sardines were dead." : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
On site from date of: 4 May 2007
Score 7.3 of 9 votes

A clergyman, walking down a country lane, saw a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off.
- You look tired, my son, said the cleric. Why don't you rest a moment, and I'll give you a hand.
- No thanks, said the young man. My father wouldn't approve.
- Don't be silly, the minister said. Everyone is entitled to a break. Come and have a drink of water.
Again the young man protested that his father would be upset. Losing his patience just a little, the clergyman said:
- Your father must be a real slave driver. Tell me where I can find him and I'll give him a piece of my mind!
- Well, replied the young farmer, you can tell him whatever [...] read all

Category: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
On site from date of: 3 May 2007
Score 8.0 of 7 votes