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Sotia vine de la serviciu:
- Am o veste buna si una rea.
Sotul:
- Zi-o p-aia buna.
Sotia:
- Airbagurile functioneaza... : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Barbati si Femei
On site from date of: 18 June 2007
Score 8.7 of 11 votes


Intr-o zi Bula apare in clasa cu buza umflata.
- Vai, Bula, spune invatatoarea ingrijorata, ce s-a intamplat?
- Am fost cu tata ieri la pescuit si mi s-a asezat o albina pe buza.
- Aoleu! Si te-a intepat asa de tare?
- Nu a apucat, fiindca a omorat-o tata cu o bata! : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Bula
On site from date of: 17 June 2007
Score 7.8 of 20 votes


O fetita mergea pe strada cu o sticla de suc in mana. Se apropie de un politist si il roaga:
- Domnule politist, va rog, ma ajutati sa deschid sticla?
Politistul ia sticla si bate in ea:
- Deschideti, politia! : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Politisti, Politie
On site from date of: 15 June 2007
Score 8.5 of 8 votes


La facultate profesorul le tine un discurs studentilor de la seral despre bunele maniere:
- Cunoaseti o fata si o invitati la un restaurant. In timpul mesei trebuie sa va duceti la baie. Popescu, cum te-ai scuza?
- Domnisoara trebuie sa ma duc sa urinez, scuzati-ma o clipa.
- Foarte urat! Ionescu, tu cum ai spune?
- Va rog domnisoara sa ma scuzati o clipa ca am nevoie la toaleta!
- Este mai bine, dar nu este frumos sa pomenesti de toaleta in timpul mesei! Bula tu cum ai spune?
- Domnisoara, scuzati-ma o clipa deoarece trebuie sa dau mana cu un vechi prieten cu care am facut armata si pe care sper sa pot sa vi-l prezint in aceasta seara! : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Bula
On site from date of: 14 June 2007
Score 9.1 of 115 votes : : Comments: 1


Unexpected cold snaps had destroyed the buds on my father's young peach tree for two years in a row. This spring, Dad was ready. He replanted the sapling in a large box, mounted it on wheels, and put the tree in the garage whenever the temperature dropped.
One warm April day, Dad was wheeling the tree out into the yard, and he stopped to give our dog a drink from the garden hose. A neighbor watched the scene with amusement. "Frank," he finally commented, "you're the only man I know who walks his tree and waters his dog!" : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
On site from date of: 14 June 2007
Score 8.0 of 7 votes


Cum sa angajati omul potrivit la locul potrivit:
Se iau circa 100 caramizi fara nici o aranjare prealabila, se pun intr-o camera inchisa, avand doar o singura fereastra. Sunt trimisi 2 - 3 candidati in camera si se inchide usa. Sunt lasati acolo singuri timp de 6 ore, apoi se analizeaza situatia.
- Daca au numarat caramizile - Sunt buni la departamentul Contabilitate.
- Daca le renumara - La Audit.
- Daca au facut un haos total - caramizi peste tot - inginerie.
- Daca au aranjat caramizile intr-o ordine stranie - Planificare
- Daca arunca unul in altul cu caramizi - operatii.
- Daca dorm - Receptie.
- Daca au spart caramizile in bucati - [...] read all

Category: Bancuri Serviciu, Angajati, Sefi, Munca
On site from date of: 13 June 2007
Score 9.2 of 19 votes


My sister, a truck driver, had decided to get a dog for protection. As she inspected a likely candidate, the trainer told her, "He doesn't like men." Perfect, my sister thought, and took the dog.
Then one day, two men in a parking lot approached her, and she watched to see how her canine bodyguard would react. Soon it became clear that the trainer wasn't kidding. As the men got closer, the dog ran under the nearest car. : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
On site from date of: 13 June 2007
Score 7.8 of 8 votes


Niste turisti la tara:
Ea: - Iubitule, peisajul asta ma lasa muta.
El: - Perfect, campam aici. : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Barbati si Femei
On site from date of: 11 June 2007
Score 8.7 of 10 votes


Un invitat catre vecina sa:
- Sampania va face frumoasa.
- Dar n-am baut nici o cupa!
- Se poate, dar eu sunt la a 12-a. : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Barbati si Femei
On site from date of: 11 June 2007
Score 8.0 of 6 votes


Sotia catre sot:
- Dragul meu, ce preferi, o femeie frumoasa sau una inteligenta?
- Nici una, nici alta, stii doar ca eu te iubesc numai pe tine. : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Barbati si Femei
On site from date of: 11 June 2007
Score 8.0 of 7 votes

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