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Category: Culmi
On site from date of: 1 February 2008
Score 7.6 of 5 votes

My girlfriend called me as she was driving to an appointment. She arrived, and I could tell from her voice that she was getting frustrated. Finally she said:
- I know I had my cell phone with me. And
now I can't find it!
I replied:
- Aren't you talking on it!?
There was a solid period of stunned silence as the reality of the situation sank in - followed by:
- You are NOT going to tell anybody about this! : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
On site from date of: 1 February 2008
Score 7.8 of 9 votes

O companie se decide sa angajeze un nou director general pentru a-si imbunatatii productivitatea. In prima zi, noul director merge in inspectie pe teren, acompaniat de principalul colaborator.
Constata ca toti angajatii lucreaza in afara de un tanar care lenevea cu mainile in buzunar, sprijinit de un perete...
Directorul gaseste ca acesta este momentul prielnic sa le arate angajatilor filozofia lui de lucru. Astfel, il intreaba pe tanar:
- Cat castigi pe luna?
- 600 euro, raspunse tanarul, continuand: De ce intrebati?
Directorul ii inmana 600 euro si-i spuse:
- Iata salariul tau pe-o luna, ia banii si sa nu mai pui niciodata piciorul in aceasta companie.
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Category: Bancuri Serviciu, Angajati, Sefi, Munca
On site from date of: 31 January 2008
Score 8.8 of 9 votes

Culmea pescuitului: Sa pui scrum de tigara in ac si sa prinzi peste afumat. : : deschide bancul

Category: Culmi
On site from date of: 30 January 2008
Score 7.9 of 12 votes

Culmea fitness-ului: Sa reuseasca sa slabeasca un ardei gras. : : deschide bancul

Category: Culmi
On site from date of: 30 January 2008
Score 8.1 of 7 votes

Culmea orbului: Sa-si vada moartea cu ochii. : : deschide bancul

Category: Culmi
On site from date of: 30 January 2008
Score 8.7 of 10 votes

Culmea somnului: Sa visezi ca dormi. : : deschide bancul

Category: Culmi
On site from date of: 30 January 2008
Score 8.8 of 8 votes

La o scoala din SUA, invatatoarea le cere elevilor sa povesteasca un film ce trateaza o tema de dragoste.
- Dintre un barbat si un barbat? intreaba un elev.
- Nuuu, raspunde grabita invatatoarea.
- Dintre o femeie si o femeie? intreaba o eleva.
- Nuuu, raspunde ingrijorata invatatoarea.
- Dar atunci intre cine? intreaba nedumeriti elevii.
- Intre un barbat si o femeie, raspunde invatatoarea.
- Aaa, am inteles, spuse un elev mai dezghetat. Vreti sa tratam un film istoric. : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Elevi, Studenti, Scoala
On site from date of: 29 January 2008
Score 8.1 of 9 votes

Culmea secetei: sa alerge cainii dupa copaci : : deschide bancul

Category: Culmi
On site from date of: 29 January 2008
Score 5.8 of 6 votes

A school teacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school: "If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I'll promise not to believe everything he says happens at home." : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
On site from date of: 27 January 2008
Score 8.1 of 12 votes