Concerned about fitness in my middle 40s, I enrolled in an aerobics class. To my dismay I walked into a room filled with much younger women and decided to combat my nervousness with humor.
"I'm here to do my postnatal exercises."
The instructor gave me an appraising look. "How old is your baby?"
"Twenty-six," I replied. : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
On site from date of: 13 February 2008
Score 8.9 of 14 votes

Dumnezeu ne-a dat 2 picioare sa mergem, 2 maini sa tinem, 2 ochi sa vedem, 2 urechi sa auzim, dar ne-a dat o singura inima. Pe cealalta i-a dat-o altcuiva ca tu sa o gasesti. : : deschide bancul

Category: Mesaje SMS haioase Diverse
On site from date of: 11 February 2008
Score 9.1 of 28 votes : : Comments: 1

De ce cad pasarile din cer atunci cand treci tu prin apropiere? Poate ca, asemenea mie, vor sa fie aproape de tine. : : deschide bancul

Category: Mesaje SMS haioase Diverse
On site from date of: 11 February 2008
Score 7.9 of 10 votes

O persoana pe care o iubesti reprezinta o extensie a ta. Fara ea nu esti complet, asa ca te rog sa ai grija de tine pentru ca nu vreau sa pierd o parte din mine. : : deschide bancul

Category: Mesaje SMS haioase Diverse
On site from date of: 11 February 2008
Score 8.8 of 15 votes

La ce foloseste frumusetea fara inteligenta, banii fara fericire, zambetul fara sentimente, viata fara tine? : : deschide bancul

Category: Mesaje SMS haioase Diverse
On site from date of: 11 February 2008
Score 9.0 of 17 votes

Ce prezenta! Ce inteligenta! Cat farmec! Si ce ochi frumosi! Dar am vorbit destul despre mine! Tu ce mai faci? : : deschide bancul

Category: Mesaje SMS haioase Diverse
On site from date of: 11 February 2008
Score 9.3 of 18 votes

Daca as planta o floare de fiecare data cand ma gandesc la tine, as merge printr-o gradina plina de flori fara sa-i mai gasesc capatul... : : deschide bancul

Category: Mesaje SMS haioase Diverse
On site from date of: 10 February 2008
Score 8.9 of 12 votes

Un tip la psihiatru:
- Doctore am probleme cu somnul, sunt conductor de tren si noaptea, cind adorm, visez ca trebuie sa aduc o garnitura de tren de la Iasi la Bucuresti, dar nu am timp sa ajung pina dimineata, si nu ma pot trezi la timp... O sa ma dea afara de la serviciu!
- Bine... zice doctorul, ia pastilele astea si o sa fie bine.
Dupa un timp vine din nou
- Eeee!!!... zice doctorul, nu mai ai probleme, nu-i asa?
- Da de unde, mi-am luat concediu' ca ma dadeau afara, ajuta-ma, te rog!!!
Doctorul se gindeste cum sa faca si ii spune:
- Fii atent, o sa te ajut: tu aduci garnitura numai pana la Buzau si de acolo o aduc eu la Bucuresti, ca sa iti ramana timp sa te [...] read all

Category: Bancuri cu Doctori Medici Spitale
On site from date of: 7 February 2008
Score 7.6 of 8 votes

A mother and a daughter are shopping in the mall, when the mother eyes an expensive fur coat.
"This year," she says, "I think that I will buy my present instead of making you and Dad shop for me." The daughter nods in agreement. "And I think this fur coat would be perfect too."
The daughter protests, "But Mom, some helpless, poor creature has to suffer so that you can have this."
"Don't worry, honey," says the mother. "Your father won't get the bill for a couple of weeks." : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
On site from date of: 7 February 2008
Score 7.6 of 11 votes

Discutie intre doua persoane:
- M-au amendat ieri la strand, doar pt ca-mi purtam aiurea costumul de baie.
- Cum?
- Il tineam in mana... : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Persoane Ingenue
On site from date of: 2 February 2008
Score 8.7 of 21 votes