- Mai, Bula! striga nevasta... Sa-l dai afara pe sofer. Azi era sa ma calce de doua ori cu masina!
- Da' de ce? Bietul baiat e atat de supus si ascultator, hai sa-i mai dam o sansa! : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Bula
On site from date of: 17 August 2008
Score 8.4 of 12 votes

A baby polar bear comes up to his mother and asks, "Momma, am I a polar bear?"
"Why, yes, son, of course you are a polar bear," she replies, sending him out to play.

Several minutes later, he returns. "Momma, are you absolutely sure I am a polar bear?"
"Yes, son, absolutely sure. Now go and play."

Several minutes later, he returns asking, "Momma, you're sure I'm 100% polar bear?"
"Yes, son, 100% polar bear. I'm 100% polar bear, your father is 100% polar bear, and all of your grandparents are 100% polar bear," she responded proudly. "Now go out and play."

Several minutes later he returns again. "Momma, you are absolutely sure that I am a polar bear? No [...] read all

Category: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
On site from date of: 13 August 2008
Score 7.1 of 8 votes

I recall a time when my son was about 18 months old. I had him strapped into a backpack and was rushing to catch the bus. Apparently I mis-stepped and fell down an entire flight of stairs (13 to be exact). I was bruised and bleeding and had torn my jeans ... but my main concern was, naturally, for my child.

My fears were alleviated, though, when from behind me I heard a gleeful giggle followed by, "Again!" : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
On site from date of: 13 August 2008
Score 8.4 of 8 votes

O tipa fuma alene o tigara intr-un bar.
Un tip se apropie de ea si ii spune:
- Domnisoara, dansam sau stam de vorba?
- Dansam, ca sunt franta de oboseala... : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Persoane Ingenue
On site from date of: 13 August 2008
Score 7.2 of 13 votes

A man called 911 and said, "Someone come quick! My wife fell asleep on the couch with her mouth open and a mouse ran down her throat!"

The operator replied, "Calm down, sir. Wave a piece of cheese over her mouth and maybe the mouse will come out. An ambulance is on the way."

When the ambulance arrived, the EMT found the man waving a fish over his wife's mouth.

"What on earth are you doing?" exclaimed the EMT. "Didn't the 911 operator tell you to wave a piece of cheese over your wife's mouth?"

"Yes," the man replied. "But I gotta get the cat out first." : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
On site from date of: 13 August 2008
Score 8.0 of 9 votes

Cica 2 betivi se intoarceau de la bar. Dupa 20 de metri unu zice:
- Ba, am uitat sa ma pis!
La care celalt ii zice:
- Nu-i nimic ba, te invat eu! : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Betivi
On site from date of: 12 August 2008
Score 8.0 of 3 votes

arid = fara riduri : : deschide bancul

Category: DEX, Dictionar cu definitii haioase
On site from date of: 12 August 2008
Score 8.0 of 1 votes

La Radio Erevan, un ascultator intreaba:
- Ce poate face o femeie cu sotul ei, care se uita tot timpul dupa fuste?
Radio Erevan raspunde:
- Va sugeram sa-l trimiteti intr-o vacanta in... Scotia. : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri de la Radio Erevan
On site from date of: 7 August 2008
Score 8.5 of 8 votes

La Radio Erevan, un sofer din Romania intreaba:
- O Dacie poate lua o curba de 90 de grade cu o viteza de 120 de kilometri pe ora?
Radio Erevan raspunde:
- Bineinteles ca poate, dar numai o singura data... : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri de la Radio Erevan
On site from date of: 7 August 2008
Score 8.0 of 7 votes

La Radio Erevan, un ascultator intreaba:
- Ce este un "titlu onorific"?
Radio Erevan raspunde:
- Titlu onorific este atunci, cand sotia spune:
"Sotul meu este capul familiei"... : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri de la Radio Erevan
On site from date of: 7 August 2008
Score 8.0 of 5 votes