Azi m-am trezit cu stangul. Mi-am
imbracat camasa, s-a rupt nasturele, am
luat servieta, i s-a rupt toarta, deja
mi-e frica sa ma duc la buda... : : deschide bancul
Category: Bancuri Diverse On site from date of: 8 June 2010 Score 8.3 of 7 votes
Doctorul: "Mi-ati ascultat sfatul si ati
dormit cu fereastra deschisa?"
Pacientul: "Da". Doctorul: "Deci
v-a disparut complet astmul de care
sufereati?" Pacientul: "Nu, dar
mi-au disparut ceasul, televizorul,
iPodul si laptopul". : : deschide bancul
WORDS A husband read an article to
his wife about how many words women use
a day: 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The
wife replied, 'The reason has to be
because we have to repeat everything to
men... The husband then turned to
his wife and asked, 'What?' : : deschide bancul
WIFE VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down
a country road for several miles, not
saying a word. An earlier discussion
had led to an argument and neither of
them wanted to concede their position..
As they passed a barnyard of mules,
goats, and pigs, the husband asked
sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.' : : deschide bancul
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS A man walks
into a pharmacy and wanders up & down
the aisles.. The sales girl notices
him and asks him if she can help him. He
answers that he is looking for a box of
tampons for his wife. She directs him
down the correct aisle. A few
minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of
cotton balls and a ball of string on the
counter. She says, confused, 'Sir, I
thought you were looking for some
tampons for your wife? He answers,
'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I
sent my wife to the store to get me a
carton of cigarettes, and she came back
with a tin of tobacco and some rolling
papers; cause it's sooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll [...] read all
Un ascultator: Este adevarat ca in viata
trebuie sa-ti invingi inamicul cu
propriile lui arme? Radio Erevan:
Sunteti un copil, stimate domn! Ati
incercat sa purtati vreodata sutien sau
portjartier? : : deschide bancul
Intr-un bar intra un pitic. Tejgheaua
fiind inalta, piticul incepe sa sara, ca
sa fie vazut si striga: - Vreau si
eu un suc! Vreau si eu un suc! Vreau si
eu un suc! Nu reusea insa sa vada
nimic, asa ca exasperat, trece in
spatele tejghelei sa vada ce se
intampla. Acolo, un alt pitic care
sarea: - Cola sau Fanta? Cola sau
Fanta? Cola sau Fanta? : : deschide bancul
Un om, pleaca de la serviciu in pauza de
masa, si, grabit, da o fuga la banca sa
plateasca o factura. Ajunge la
banca, intra si vede fericit ca nu mai e
nimeni... Se apropie de ghiseu:
- Buna ziua... am de platit o
factura, va rog! La care casierita:
- Va rog sa va intoarceti la coada,
si sa va asteptati randul, ca toata
lumea... Omul nostru, nedumerit, se
uita in jur, iese din banca, apoi intra
din nou, tot nimeni... asteapta putin,
apoi merge la casierie: - Buna
ziua... am de platit o factura, va rog.
Casierita il invita iar sa astepte
la coada pana-i vine randul... la care
omul nostru se intinde peste ghiseu si-i
zice ceva de bine! Casierita,
suparata: [...] read all