- Cum se uita o rata in beci?
- Iei rata, o duci in beci si o uiti acolo. : : deschide bancul

Category: Intrebari si Raspunsuri
On site from date of: 15 June 2011
Score 8.6 of 9 votes

Un englez, un francez si un rus se intrec la inot, pe o distanta de 10 kilometri.
Dupa 5 kilometri, francezul oboseste si se ineaca.
Dupa 7 kilometri si englezul oboseste si se ineaca.
Dupa 9 kilometri, rusul oboseste si se ineaca. : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri Seci
On site from date of: 14 June 2011
Score 6.3 of 32 votes

Cum poti rezolva o o ecuatie daca nu stii matematica:
1/n * sin(x) = ?
six = 6 : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Persoane Ingenue
On site from date of: 12 June 2011
Score 7.3 of 14 votes

Doi avocati intra intr-un bar si comanda niste bauturi. Apoi isi scot cate un sandvis din servieta si incep sa manance...
Barmanul ii vede si ii atentioneaza, pe fiecare:
- Va rog sa ma scuzati, dar in bar nu e permis sa va consumati propriul sandvis!
Cei doi s-au uitat unul la celalalt, au dat din umeri, au facut schimb de sandvisuri si au continuat sa manance. : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Avocati Judecatori Inculpati
On site from date of: 8 June 2011
Score 9.1 of 24 votes

Two lawyers arrive at the pub and ordered a couple of drinks. They then take sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat.
Seeing this, the angry publican approaches them and says, 'Excuse me, but you cannot eat your own sandwiches in here!'
The two look at each other, shrug and exchange sandwiches. : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
On site from date of: 8 June 2011
Score 8.7 of 9 votes

Robert went to his lawyer and said:
- I would like to make a will, but I don't know exactly how to go about it.
The lawyer smiled at Robert and replied:
- Not a problem, leave it all to me.
Robert looked somewhat upset and said:
- Well, I knew you were going to take a big portion, but I would like to leave a little to my family too! : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
On site from date of: 8 June 2011
Score 8.5 of 8 votes

Un profesor de limba romana le preda elevilor:
- In limba romana, la fel ca in limba rusa, o dubla negatie formeaza tot o negatie, de exemplu: "Nu stiu nimic" - inseamna ca stiu nimic. Insa in alte limbi, cum ar fi limba engleza standard, o dubla negatie ar anula negatia initiala, asa ca se va scrie "Stiu nimic - I know nothing".
Insa vreau sa va spun ca nu exista vreo limba in aceasta lume in care o dubla afirmatie sa formeze o negatie.
O voce din fundul clasei:
- Da, siiigur... : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Elevi, Studenti, Scoala
On site from date of: 8 June 2011
Score 8.3 of 12 votes : : Comments: 5

A linguistics professor was lecturing his class one day.
- In English, he said, a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Romanian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.
A loud voice from the back of the room piped up:
- Yeah, right. : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri in Engleza (English)
On site from date of: 8 June 2011
Score 8.9 of 9 votes

- Vreau sa divortez, domnule avocat.
- Si care e motivul, doamna?
- Nu mi-a fost credincios.
- Adica?
- Adica mi-am dat seama ca nu e tatal copilului meu. : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Barbati si Femei
On site from date of: 8 June 2011
Score 9.0 of 6 votes

Iisus te priveste!...
Un hot intra noaptea intr-o casa unde proprietarii erau plecati. Cand tocmai baga banii in sac aude o voce:
- Iisus te priveste!
Se uita el in toate partile si nu vede nimic. Baga apoi bijuteriile in sac si iar aude o voce:
- Iisus te priveste!
Se uita hotul prin casa si vede un papagal. Papagalul ii zice:
- Pe mine ma cheama Moise da' sa stii ca Iisus te priveste.
Hotul rade si intreaba:
- Ce tampit isi boteaza papagalul Moise?
Papagalul:
- Acelasi tampit care si-a botezat dobermanul Iisus...

silesava_22 id de mes : : deschide bancul

Category: Bancuri cu Hoti, Spargatori, Infractori
On site from date of: 7 June 2011
Score 9.3 of 7 votes