- Are you sure this is british beef? - Of horse it is!

Banc din categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)

propus: 18 Apr 2013

- Are you sure this is british beef?
- Of horse it is!

I have a great dog. She's half Labrador, half Pit-bull. A good combination. Sure, she might bite off my leg, but she'll bring it back to me. Jimi Celeste
banc precedent
- What is the longest word in the English language? - It is the word smiles, because there is a mile between the first letter and the last!
banc urmator

On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student:
- What are your parents' names?
The student replied:
- My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling.
The teacher said:
- Are you kidding?
The student said:
- No, Kidding is my brother. I am Joking. ... deschide bancul

Bancuri in Engleza (English) Joi, 19 Martie 2015


Ce ar putea intelege cineva care nu stie engleza atunci cand te aude spunand: "I can't believe you."
Raspuns: "Ai Kent, ba Liviu?" ... deschide bancul

Bancuri in Engleza (English) Marti, 11 Noiembrie 2014


A dog walks into an employment agency and says:
- I'd like to get a job please.
The guy at the employment agency says:
- Wow, you could easily get a job at the circus, with your talents!
The dog replys:
- What would the circus want with a plumber? ... deschide bancul

Bancuri in Engleza (English) Propus de: florinMarti, 19 Noiembrie 2013