WIFE VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an...
propus: 30 Mai 2010
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down
a country road for several miles, not
saying a word.
An earlier discussion
had led to an argument and neither of
them wanted to concede their position..
As they passed a barnyard of mules,
goats, and pigs, the husband asked
sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'
CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box [...]
banc precedent WORDS A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day: 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything [...]
banc următor
News from Heaven: Due to the current
financial crisis facing the world at the
moment, the light at the end of the
tunnel will be switched off to save on
electricity costs, until further notice.
Sincerely yours,
God
... deschide bancul Bancuri in Engleza (English) Vineri, 21 Noiembrie 2008
Man: God?
God: Yes!?
Man: Can I ask you something?
God: Yes.
Man: What is for you a million of years?
God: A second.
Man: And a million of dollars?
God: A penny.
Man: God, Can you give me a penny?
God: Wait a second!
... deschide bancul Bancuri in Engleza (English) Joi, 27 Octombrie 2005
Little Logan and his family were having
Thanksgiving dinner at his grandmother's
house. Everyone was seated round the
table as the food was being served. When
little Logan received his plate, he
started eating right away.
- Logan, wait until we say our prayer,
his mother reminded him.
- I don't need to, the little boy
replied.
- Of course you do! his mother insisted,
We say a prayer before eating
... citește tot Bancuri in Engleza (English) Marți, 21 Noiembrie 2006
A young lady visited the government
matchmaker for marriage and requested:
"I'm looking for a spouse. Can you
please help me to find a suitable one?"
The marriage officer said: "Your
requirements please."
"Well, let me see. Needs to be good
looking, polite, humorous, sporty,
knowledgeable, good at singing and
dancing.
Willing to accompany me the whole day at
home during my leisure hour, if I
... citește tot Bancuri in Engleza (English) Luni, 27 August 2007
Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the
river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his
clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan
asked "Why"?
A: The animals told him. Your tail is in
front".
... deschide bancul Bancuri in Engleza (English) Luni, 5 Februarie 2007
A young husband comes home one night,
and his wife throws her arms around his
neck: "Darling, I have great news:
I'm a month overdue. I think
we're going to have a baby! The
doctor gave me a test today, but until
we find out for sure, we can't tell
anybody."
The next day, a guy from the electric
company rings the door-bell, because the
young couple hasn't paid their last
bill:
... citește tot Bancuri in Engleza (English) Marți, 31 August 2004
Three kids come down to the kitchen and
sit around the breakfast table. The
mother asks the oldest boy what he would
like to eat.
- I would have some ****** French toast,
he says.
The mother is outraged at his language
and sends him upstairs.
She asks the middle child what he wants.
- Well, I guess that leaves more *******
French toast for me, he says.
She is livid and sends him away. Finally
she
... citește tot Bancuri in Engleza (English) Joi, 2 Februarie 2006
A clergyman, walking down a country
lane, saw a young farmer struggling to
load hay back onto a cart after it had
fallen off.
- You look tired, my son, said the
cleric. Why don't you rest a moment, and
I'll give you a hand.
- No thanks, said the young man. My
father wouldn't approve.
- Don't be silly, the minister said.
Everyone is entitled to a break. Come
and have a drink of water.
Again the
... citește tot Bancuri in Engleza (English) Joi, 3 Mai 2007
A man called home to his wife and said,
"Honey I have been asked to go fishing
up in Canada with my boss & several of
his friends. We'll be gone for a
week. This is a good opportunity for me
to get that promotion I've been
wanting so could you please pack enough
clothes for a week and set out my rod
and fishing box? We're leaving from
the office & I will swing by the house
to pick my
... citește tot Bancuri in Engleza (English) Luni, 18 Octombrie 2004
Heaven is where the police are British,
the chefs Italian, the mechanics German,
the lovers French and it is all
organized by the Swiss.
Hell is where police are German, the
chefs British, the mechanics French, the
lovers Swiss and it is all organized by
the Italians.
... deschide bancul Bancuri in Engleza (English) Marți, 29 Noiembrie 2005
Robert went to his lawyer and said:
- I would like to make a will, but I
don't know exactly how to go about it.
The lawyer smiled at Robert and replied:
- Not a problem, leave it all to me.
Robert looked somewhat upset and said:
- Well, I knew you were going to take a
big portion, but I would like to leave a
little to my family too!
... deschide bancul Bancuri in Engleza (English) Miercuri, 8 Iunie 2011
A man called 911 and said, "Someone come
quick! My wife fell asleep on the couch
with her mouth open and a mouse ran down
her throat!"
The operator replied, "Calm down, sir.
Wave a piece of cheese over her mouth
and maybe the mouse will come out. An
ambulance is on the way."
When the ambulance arrived, the EMT
found the man waving a fish over his
wife's mouth.
"What on earth are you doing?"
... citește tot Bancuri in Engleza (English) Miercuri, 13 August 2008