I am not sure exactly how this works, but this is amazingly accurate. The picture below has two identical dolphins in it. It...

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I am not sure exactly how this works, but this is amazingly accurate.  The picture below has two identical dolphins in it. It...

I am not sure exactly how this works, but this is amazingly accurate.
The picture below has two identical dolphins in it. It was used in a case study on stress levels at the Mayo Clinic and later at Fletcher Medical Center in Burlington.
Look at both dolphins jumping out of the water. The dolphins are identical. A closely monitored, scientific study revealed that, in spite of the fact that the dolphins are identical, a person under stress will find many differences between the two dolphins.
The more differences a person finds, the more stress that person is experiencing.
Look at the photograph and if you find more than one or two differences you may need to take a vacation.
No Need to Reply, I'll be on Vacation...

During a taxi, the crew of a US Air departure flight to Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose-to-nose with a United 727. The irate ground controller (a female) lashed out at the US Air crew [...]
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A man is waiting in line for a hit movie. Behind him are two women. The usher comes along and says that he has two seats together. Seeing the problem, the usher says to the man, Let them go first. [...]
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Comentariu asta nu ar trebui sa fie la teste?si eu nu vad alt delfin in afara de umbra primului, eu vad o vaca, poate deasta e si la bancuri pt ca nu exista doi delfini in poza

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Bancuri in Engleza (English) Vineri, 1 Mai 2009


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Bancuri in Engleza (English) Joi, 24 Noiembrie 2005


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Bancuri in Engleza (English) Joi, 31 Martie 2005


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Bancuri in Engleza (English) Miercuri, 26 Noiembrie 2008


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Bancuri in Engleza (English) Vineri, 2 Februarie 2007


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Bancuri in Engleza (English) Vineri, 27 Octombrie 2006


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