I am not sure exactly how this works, but this is amazingly accurate. The picture below has two identical dolphins in it. It...

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I am not sure exactly how this works, but this is amazingly accurate.  The picture below has two identical dolphins in it. It...

I am not sure exactly how this works, but this is amazingly accurate.
The picture below has two identical dolphins in it. It was used in a case study on stress levels at the Mayo Clinic and later at Fletcher Medical Center in Burlington.
Look at both dolphins jumping out of the water. The dolphins are identical. A closely monitored, scientific study revealed that, in spite of the fact that the dolphins are identical, a person under stress will find many differences between the two dolphins.
The more differences a person finds, the more stress that person is experiencing.
Look at the photograph and if you find more than one or two differences you may need to take a vacation.
No Need to Reply, I'll be on Vacation...

During a taxi, the crew of a US Air departure flight to Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose-to-nose with a United 727. The irate ground controller (a female) lashed out at the US Air crew [...]
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A man is waiting in line for a hit movie. Behind him are two women. The usher comes along and says that he has two seats together. Seeing the problem, the usher says to the man, Let them go first. [...]
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Comentariu banc: eu cu mine - 26 Iun 2009

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Comentariu banc: Lightning366 - 1 Iul 2008

Comentariu asta nu ar trebui sa fie la teste?si eu nu vad alt delfin in afara de umbra primului, eu vad o vaca, poate deasta e si la bancuri pt ca nu exista doi delfini in poza

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"Can you read this?" the optician asks.
"Read it?" the Czech replies, "I even know the guy." ... deschide bancul

Bancuri in Engleza (English) Marți, 31 August 2004


Fifteen days ago, I read that smoking can kill you.
The next day I stopped smoking.

Twelve days ago, I read that too much red meat can kill you.
The next day I stopped eating red meat.

Eight days ago, I read that drinking can kill you. The next day I stopped drinking.

Yesterday, I read that even the air can kill you.
This morning I stopped reading. ... deschide bancul

Bancuri in Engleza (English) Luni, 25 Aprilie 2005


A school teacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school: "If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I'll promise not to believe everything he says happens at home." ... deschide bancul

Bancuri in Engleza (English) Duminică, 27 Ianuarie 2008


Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Wire telegraph is a kind of a very, ... citește tot

Bancuri in Engleza (English) Marți, 12 Aprilie 2005


A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.
The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.
He told his wife:
'There's no way I can be the father of this baby. ... citește tot

Bancuri in Engleza (English) Marți, 3 Iunie 2008


A clergyman, walking down a country lane, saw a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off.
- You look tired, my son, said the cleric. Why don't you rest a moment, and I'll give you a hand.
- No thanks, said the young man. My father wouldn't approve.
- Don't be silly, the minister said. Everyone is entitled to a break. Come and have a drink of water.
Again ... citește tot

Bancuri in Engleza (English) Joi, 3 Mai 2007


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Bancuri in Engleza (English) Marți, 11 Octombrie 2005


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This was the mom's list:
One sandwich
One apple
Pretzels
A carton of milk

This was Jake's list:
Candy
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Jake agreed to compromise. Sure enough, the next morning, Jake was ready for school and he packed his lunch. ... citește tot

Bancuri in Engleza (English) Vineri, 12 Ianuarie 2007


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My fears were alleviated, though, when from behind me I heard a gleeful giggle followed ... citește tot

Bancuri in Engleza (English) Miercuri, 13 August 2008


On a sunny morning, William's mother came into her son's room and said, "William, it's Sunday. Time to get up! Time to get up and go to church! Get up!"
From under the covers came mumbles, "I don't want to go!"
"What do you mean?" she said. "That's silly! Now get up and get dressed and go to church!"
"No!" he shot back. "I'll give you two reasons. I don't like them and they don't like ... citește tot

Bancuri in Engleza (English) Sâmbătă, 14 Iulie 2007


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Bancuri in Engleza (English) Vineri, 3 Aprilie 2009


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Bancuri in Engleza (English) Joi, 9 August 2007


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One guy notices the other has a black eye, just like him.

“Hey buddy, how’d you get your shiner?”

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Bancuri in Engleza (English) Duminică, 24 August 2008


A mother and a daughter are shopping in the mall, when the mother eyes an expensive fur coat.
"This year," she says, "I think that I will buy my present instead of making you and Dad shop for me." The daughter nods in agreement. "And I think this fur coat would be perfect too."
The daughter protests, "But Mom, some helpless, poor creature has to suffer so that you can have this."
"Don't worry, ... citește tot

Bancuri in Engleza (English) Joi, 7 Februarie 2008


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4. A penny saved is a government ... citește tot

Bancuri in Engleza (English) Luni, 30 Mai 2005