Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat...
propus: 12 Sep 2007
Once upon a time in a land far away, a
beautiful, independent, self-assured
princess happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues on the
shores of an unpolluted pond in a
verdant meadow near her castle. The frog
hopped into the princess' lap and said:
- Elegant Lady, I was once a
handsome prince, until an evil witch
cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you,
however, and I will turn back into the
dapper, young prince that I am and then,
my sweet, we can marry and set up
housekeeping in your castle with my
mother, where you can prepare my meals,
clean my clothes, bear my children, and
forever feel grateful and happy doing
so.
That night, as the princess
dined sumptuously on lightly sautéed
frog legs seasoned in a white wine and
onion cream sauce, she chuckled and
thought to herself: I don't think so.
A young lady visited the government matchmaker for marriage and requested: I'm looking for a spouse. Can you please help me to find a suitable one? The marriage officer said: Your requirements [...]
banc precedent Round like a shot
banc urmator
Last night I went to a 24-hour grocery.
When I got there, the guy was locking
the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign
says you're open 24 hours." He goes:
"Not in a row!"
... deschide bancul Bancuri in Engleza (English) Joi, 2 Februarie 2006
HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE
JOB?
Put about 100 bricks in
some particular order in a closed room
with an open window. Then send 2 or 3
candidates in the room and close the
door. Leave them alone and come back
after 6 hours and then analyses the
situation.
If they are counting
the bricks. Put them in the accounts
department.
If they are
recounting them. Put them in
... citeste tot Bancuri in Engleza (English) Vineri, 10 Martie 2006

Our pastor, an avid golfer, was once
taking part in a local tournament. As he
was preparing to tee off, the organizer
of the tournament approached him and
pointed to the dark, threatening storm
clouds that were gathering.
"Preacher," the organizer said, "I
trust you'll see to it that the weather
won't turn bad on us."
Our pastor
shook his head. "Sorry," he replied.
"I'm sales, not management!"
... deschide bancul Bancuri in Engleza (English) Miercuri, 29 Octombrie 2008
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint
it goes like this:
What Makes
100%? What does it mean to give MORE
than 100%? Ever wonder about those
people who say they are giving more than
100%? We have all been to those meetings
where someone wants you to give over
100%. How about achieving 103%? What
makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical
formula that might help you answer these
... citeste tot Bancuri in Engleza (English) Marti, 2 Noiembrie 2004

There are 2 people always next to you:
The Manager, smiling pleasantly to
hide evil intentions!
The Team
Leader, busy figuring out what work to
dump on you next...
And, there's
YOU, who struggles with it all!
... deschide bancul Bancuri in Engleza (English) Duminica, 22 Iunie 2008
Two lawyers arrive at the pub and
ordered a couple of drinks. They then
take sandwiches from their briefcases
and began to eat.
Seeing this, the
angry publican approaches them and says,
'Excuse me, but you cannot eat your own
sandwiches in here!'
The two look at
each other, shrug and exchange
sandwiches.
... deschide bancul Bancuri in Engleza (English) Miercuri, 8 Iunie 2011
- 25th Wedding Anniversary -
At the
banquet of Tom and Susan's 25th wedding
anniversary, Tom was asked to give his
friends a brief account of the benefits
of a marriage of such long duration.
- Tell us, Tom, just what is it you
have learned from all those wonderful
years with your wife?
Tom responded:
- Well, I've learned that marriage
is the best teacher of all. It teaches
you loyalty,
... citeste tot Bancuri in Engleza (English) Joi, 21 Iunie 2007
Answering Machine at the Mental
Hospital:
Hello, and welcome to
the mental health hospital.
-If
you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1
repeatedly.
-If you are
co-dependent, please ask someone to
press 2 for you.
-If you have
multiple personalities, press 3,4,5 and
6.
-If you are paranoid, we
know who you are and what you want. Stay
on the line so we can trace your call.
-If you
... citeste tot Bancuri in Engleza (English) Luni, 18 Octombrie 2004
Three engineering students were gathered
together discussing the possible
designers of the human body.
One
said, "It was a mechanical engineer."
Just look at all the joints."
Another said, "No, it was an
electrical engineer. The nervous system
has many thousands of electrical
connections."
The last one said,
"Actually it must have been a civil
engineer. Who else would run a toxic
waste
... citeste tot Bancuri in Engleza (English) Joi, 31 Martie 2005