If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, itwill always be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to...

Banc din categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)

propus: 9 Aug 2007

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, itwill always be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with. But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't appear to realize that you had set it free... You either married it or gave birth to it

Ten Things men know for sure about women. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Women have breasts.
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Davey, what sound does a cow make? Davey replied, It goes 'moo.' Alice, what sound does a cat make? Alice said, It goes 'meow.' Jamie, what sound does a lamb make? [...]
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On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student:
- What are your parents' names?
The student replied:
- My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling.
The teacher said:
- Are you kidding?
The student said:
- No, Kidding is my brother. I am Joking. ... deschide bancul

Bancuri in Engleza (English) Joi, 19 Martie 2015


Ce ar putea intelege cineva care nu stie engleza atunci cand te aude spunand: "I can't believe you."
Raspuns: "Ai Kent, ba Liviu?" ... deschide bancul

Bancuri in Engleza (English) Marti, 11 Noiembrie 2014


A dog walks into an employment agency and says:
- I'd like to get a job please.
The guy at the employment agency says:
- Wow, you could easily get a job at the circus, with your talents!
The dog replys:
- What would the circus want with a plumber? ... deschide bancul

Bancuri in Engleza (English) Propus de: florinMarti, 19 Noiembrie 2013