Satan greets Bill Gates: - Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been...

Satan greets Bill Gates:
- Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever.

Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured.
He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions.
Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a bottle of the finest wine sitting on a table. To Bill's delight, he sees a PC in the corner.
Without hesitation, Bill says:
- I'll take this option.
- Fine, says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room.
Satan locks the room after Bill.
As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer:
- That was Bill Gates! cried Lucifer.
- Why did you give him the best place of all!
"That's what everyone thinks" snickered Satan.
- The bottle has a hole in it!
- What about the PC?
- It's got Windows 95! laughed Satan. And it's missing three keys.
- Which three?
- Control, Alt and Delete.