I am rejecting your rejection Dear Sir / Madam Thank you for your letter of 4 September 2003. After careful consideration I...

Banc din categoria: Bancuri in Engleza (English)

propus: 8 Mar 2005

I am rejecting your rejection

Dear Sir / Madam
Thank you for your letter of 4 September 2003. After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your company. This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. Despite your company's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore I will start work with your company on Monday 22 September at 8.30 am. I look forward to seeing you then.

Regards,

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The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said:
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3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every penny...
4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client's dreams...
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6. When you have to meet the ... citeste tot

Bancuri in Engleza (English) Luni, 27 Noiembrie 2006


Problem: Expand expression (a+b)n <br>
<br>See for yourself what solution our
student has found. <br>... Also our
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The doctor chimed in:
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The pastor said:
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Bancuri in Engleza (English) Joi, 31 Martie 2005


On some air bases, the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle. One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, "What time is it?"
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