What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant. Tension is when girlfriend is...

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propus: 1 Mar 2005

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant.
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.
Panic is when both are pregnant.

If Adam and Eve were Chinese we would still be in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake.
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School: Define The Following Terms Antibody: Against everyone. Artery: The study of fine paintings. Bacteria: Back door to a cafeteria. Benign: What you've been after eight. [...]
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On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student:
- What are your parents' names?
The student replied:
- My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling.
The teacher said:
- Are you kidding?
The student said:
- No, Kidding is my brother. I am Joking. ... deschide bancul

Bancuri in Engleza (English) Joi, 19 Martie 2015


Ce ar putea intelege cineva care nu stie engleza atunci cand te aude spunand: "I can't believe you."
Raspuns: "Ai Kent, ba Liviu?" ... deschide bancul

Bancuri in Engleza (English) Marti, 11 Noiembrie 2014


A dog walks into an employment agency and says:
- I'd like to get a job please.
The guy at the employment agency says:
- Wow, you could easily get a job at the circus, with your talents!
The dog replys:
- What would the circus want with a plumber? ... deschide bancul

Bancuri in Engleza (English) Propus de: florinMarti, 19 Noiembrie 2013