- What is the longest word in the English language? - It is the word smiles, because there is a mile between the first letter...

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proposed by: dragos-dragos on date: 20 Oct 2013

- What is the longest word in the English language?
- It is the word "smiles", because there is a mile between the first letter and the last!

- Are you sure this is british beef? - Of horse it is!
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The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said:
- Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.

To which the gentleman ... read all

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- - - - - - - - - - -
NAME: Kenneth Way (Grumpy Bastard)
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I am rejecting your rejection

Dear Sir / Madam
Thank you for your letter of 4 September 2003. After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your company. This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is ... read all

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Bancuri in Engleza (English) Wednesday, 17 August 2005


A young lady visited the government matchmaker for marriage and requested: "I'm looking for a spouse. Can you please help me to find a suitable one?"
The marriage officer said: "Your requirements please."
"Well, let me see. Needs to be good looking, polite, humorous, sporty, knowledgeable, good at singing and dancing.
Willing to accompany me the whole day at home during my leisure hour, if I ... read all

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In a class on abnormal psychology, the instructor was about to introduce the subject of manic depression.
The instructor asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth, screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"
A young man in the rear raised his hand and suggested earnestly, "A basketball coach?" ... deschide bancul

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