See if you can do this. Read each line aloud. This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep...

Joke from category: Bancuri in Engleza (English)

proposed: 21 Nov 2011

See if you can do this. Read each line aloud.

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word
in each line from the top.
Betcha you can't resist passing it on. LOL!

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Thirty lines to make you smile.

1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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4.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
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Thoughts from USA...

(1) Zero Gravity
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Bancuri in Engleza (English) Wednesday, 2 May 2007


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A man sitting in the corner shouts:
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The pissed off guy asks him:
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The other replies:
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If they are counting the bricks. Put them in the accounts department.

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When Charles de Gaulle decided to retire
from public life, the British ambassador
and his wife threw a gala dinner party
in his honor. At the dinner table, the
Ambassador’s wife was talking ...When Charles de Gaulle decided to retire from public life, the British ambassador and his wife threw a gala dinner party in his honor. At the dinner table, the Ambassador’s wife was talking with Madame deGaulle:
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1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe
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2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe (again)
3. Pope Died.

*** In Future,
if Charles wants to re-marry
or Liverpool needs another crown. .... POOR POPE....!! ... deschide bancul

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A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front". ... deschide bancul

Bancuri in Engleza (English) Monday, 5 February 2007


Jack Benny is walking down the street, when a stick-up man pulls out a gun and says: Your money or your life!
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Bancuri in Engleza (English) Thursday, 2 February 2006