I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Harold, the computer guy, to come over. Harold clicked a couple of buttons and...

Joke from category: Bancuri in Engleza (English)

proposed: 4 Jun 2007

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Harold, the computer guy, to come over. Harold clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call.
As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?"
He replied, "It was an 'ID ten T' error."
I didn't want to appear stupid, but I nonetheless inquired, "An ID ten T Error? What's that, in case I need to fix it again?"
Harold grinned. "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"
"No," I replied.
"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."
So I wrote it down: I D 1 0 T
I used to like Harold...

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A man called home to his wife and said,
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Bancuri in Engleza (English) Wednesday, 2 May 2007


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Bancuri in Engleza (English) Monday, 17 October 2005


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Bancuri in Engleza (English) Sunday, 30 May 2010


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Bancuri in Engleza (English) Thursday, 2 February 2006


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Bancuri in Engleza (English) Tuesday, 23 August 2005


A US Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included 20 Admirals from the US, English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies.
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Bancuri in Engleza (English) Monday, 11 April 2005