- Pythagorean theorem: 24 words. - The Lord's Prayer: 66 words. - Archimedes' Principle: 67 words. - The 10 Commandments: 179...
proposed by: Angel Boy on date: 10 Apr 2007
A young lady visited the government
matchmaker for marriage and requested:
"I'm looking for a spouse. Can you
please help me to find a suitable one?"
The marriage officer said: "Your
requirements please."
"Well, let me see. Needs to be good
looking, polite, humorous, sporty,
knowledgeable, good at singing and
dancing.
Willing to accompany me the whole day at
home during my leisure hour, if I
... read all Bancuri in Engleza (English) Monday, 27 August 2007
TEACHER: George Washington not only
chopped down his father's cherry tree,
but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you
know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe
in his hand.
... deschide bancul Bancuri in Engleza (English) Friday, 1 May 2009
On some air bases, the Air Force is on
one side of the field and civilian
aircraft use the other side of the
field, with the control tower in the
middle. One day the tower received a
call from an aircraft asking, "What time
is it?"
The tower responded, "Who is calling?"
The aircraft replied, "What difference
does it make?"
The tower replied, "It makes a lot of
difference. If it is an American
... read all Bancuri in Engleza (English) Tuesday, 10 July 2007
A mother and a daughter are shopping in
the mall, when the mother eyes an
expensive fur coat.
"This year," she says, "I think that I
will buy my present instead of making
you and Dad shop for me." The daughter
nods in agreement. "And I think this fur
coat would be perfect too."
The daughter protests, "But Mom, some
helpless, poor creature has to suffer so
that you can have this."
"Don't worry,
... read all Bancuri in Engleza (English) Thursday, 7 February 2008
Mr. Gable had a leak in the roof over
his dining room, so he called a
repairman to take a look at it. "When
did you first notice the leak?" the
repairman inquired.
Mr. Gable scowled. "Last night, when it
took me two hours to finish my soup!"
... deschide bancul Bancuri in Engleza (English) Thursday, 12 October 2006
A new missionary recruit went to
Venezuela for the first time. He was
struggling with the language and didn't
understand a whole lot of what was going
on. Intending to visit one of the local
churches, he got lost, but he eventually
got back on track and found the place.
Having arrived late, the church was
already packed. The only pew left was
the one on the front row.
So as not to make a fool of
... read all Bancuri in Engleza (English) Wednesday, 21 February 2007
A truck driver had to deliver five
hundred penguins to the state zoo. As he
was driving his truck through the
desert, the truck broke down.
After waiting by the side of the road
for about three hours, he waved another
truck down and offered the driver $500
to take the penguins to the state zoo
for him.
The next day, the first truck driver
arrived in town and saw the second truck
driver crossing
... read all Bancuri in Engleza (English) Monday, 3 December 2007
A cowboy went to an insurance agency to
buy a policy. The agent asked, "Have you
ever had an accident?"
"Nope," replied the cowboy. "Last
summer, a bronc kicked in two of my
ribs, and a couple of years ago, a
rattlesnake bit me on the ankle."
"Wouldn't you call those accidents?"
quizzed the puzzled agent.
"Naw," the cowboy replied. "They did it
on purpose!"
... deschide bancul Bancuri in Engleza (English) Wednesday, 15 November 2006
Woman's revenge...
- Cash, check or charge? I asked, after
folding items the woman wished to
purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed
a remote control for a television set in
her purse.
- So, do you always carry your TV
remote? I asked.
- No, she replied, but my husband
refused to come shopping with me, and I
figured this was the most evil thing I
could do to him legally.
... deschide bancul Bancuri in Engleza (English) Friday, 7 May 2010
On a sunny morning, William's mother
came into her son's room and said,
"William, it's Sunday. Time to get up!
Time to get up and go to church! Get
up!"
From under the covers came mumbles, "I
don't want to go!"
"What do you mean?" she said. "That's
silly! Now get up and get dressed and go
to church!"
"No!" he shot back. "I'll give you two
reasons. I don't like them and they
don't like
... read all Bancuri in Engleza (English) Saturday, 14 July 2007
FINAL EXAM
The student reports for his university
final examination that consists of
yes/no type questions. He takes his
seat in the examination hall, stares at
the question paper for five minutes and
then, in a fit of inspiration, takes out
a coin and starts tossing it, marking
the answer sheet: Yes, for Heads, and!
No, for Tails. Within half an hour he
is all done, whereas the rest of the
... read all Bancuri in Engleza (English) Tuesday, 31 August 2004
Jack, who is a smart businessman, talks
to his son
Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my
choice
Son: "I will choose my own bride!"
Jack: "But the girl is Bill Gates's
daughter."
Son: "Well, in that case..."
Next Jack approaches Bill Gates.
Jack: "I have a husband for your
daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too
young to marry!"
Jack: "But this young man is a
vice-president of
... read all Bancuri in Engleza (English) Thursday, 29 September 2005
Two mothers are having a conversation
about their children one day.
- How do you get your Marvin up so early
on school mornings? asks Joan.
- Oh, that's easy, replies Marianne. I
just throw the cat on his bed.
- Why does that wake him up?
- He sleeps with the dog!
... deschide bancul Bancuri in Engleza (English) Thursday, 13 March 2008