- Bless me Father, for I have sinned with a woman. The priest asks, Is that you, little Johnny Parisi? - Yes, Father, it...

- Bless me Father, for I have sinned with a woman.
The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?"
- Yes, Father, it is.
- And who was the woman you were with?
- I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation.
- Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?
- I cannot say.
- Was it Teresa Volpe?
- I'll never tell.
- Was it Nina Capelli?
- I'm sorry but I cannot name her.
- Was it Cathy Piriano?
- My lips are sealed.
- Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?
- Please, Father, I cannot tell you.
The priest sighs in frustration.
- You're very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.
Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
- Four months vacation and five good leads...