An English professor wrote the words : A woman without her man is nothing on the chalkboard and asked his students to...
proposed: 31 Aug 2004
Once upon a time in a land far away, a
beautiful, independent, self-assured
princess happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues on the
shores of an unpolluted pond in a
verdant meadow near her castle. The frog
hopped into the princess' lap and said:
- Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome
prince, until an evil witch cast a spell
upon me. One kiss from you, however, and
I will
... read all Bancuri in Engleza (English) Wednesday, 12 September 2007
A couple had only been married for two
weeks and the husband, although very
much in love, couldn't wait to go out on
the town and party with his old buddies.
So, he said to his new wife, "Honey,
I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked
the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he
answered. I'm going to have a beer."
The wife said, "You want a beer, my
love?" She
... read all Bancuri in Engleza (English) Wednesday, 8 August 2007
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid
Aodccrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde
Uinervtisy, it dnsoe't mttaer in
waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,
the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the
frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit
pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and
you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the
... read all Bancuri in Engleza (English) Wednesday, 10 November 2004
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence
starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I
am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth
letter of the alphabet.'
... deschide bancul Bancuri in Engleza (English) Wednesday, 26 November 2008
Explicatii de dat atunci cand nu va merg
aplicatiile si programele.
COUNT DOWN......
20. "That's weird..."
19. "It's never done that before."
18. "It worked yesterday."
17. "How is that possible?"
16. "It must be a hardware problem."
15. "What did you type in wrong to get
it to crash?"
14. "There is something funky in your
data."
13. "I haven't touched that module in
weeks!"
12. "You must have
... read all Bancuri in Engleza (English) Tuesday, 28 November 2006
Two women came before wise King Solomon,
dragging between them a young man in a
three-piece suit.
"This young lawyer agreed to marry my
daughter," said one.
"No! He agreed to marry MY daughter,"
said the other.
And so they haggled before the king
until he called for silence.
"Bring me my biggest sword," said
Solomon, "and I shall hew the young
attorney in half. Each of you shall
receive a
... read all Bancuri in Engleza (English) Tuesday, 17 October 2006
My wife's family and I were at a Harding
University football game. Every time
someone carried the ball or made a
tackle, the announcer would broadcast
who had made the play.
Near the beginning of the third quarter
after the announcer called a play, my
niece, Madison, looked up at my wife and
innocently asked, "Is that God talking?"
... deschide bancul Bancuri in Engleza (English) Wednesday, 22 November 2006
1. There's always a lot to be
thankful for if you take time to look
for it. For example, I am sitting here
thinking how nice it is that wrinkles
don't hurt.
2. The easiest way to find something
lost around the house is to buy a
replacement.
3. You don't stop laughing because
you grow old. You grow old because you
stop laughing.
4. A penny saved is a government
oversight.
5. The
... read all Bancuri in Engleza (English) Monday, 30 May 2005
Two guys walk into a bar, separately,
and have a seat at the bar.
One guy notices the other has a black
eye, just like him.
“Hey buddy, how’d you get your
shiner?”
“Well, I was at the train station, and
the ticket girl was veeery hot. And
instead of two tickets to Pittsburg, I
slipped and said ‘two PICKets to
TITTsburg’ and she hit me square in
the face. How
... read all Bancuri in Engleza (English) Sunday, 24 August 2008
Little Logan and his family were having
Thanksgiving dinner at his grandmother's
house. Everyone was seated round the
table as the food was being served. When
little Logan received his plate, he
started eating right away.
- Logan, wait until we say our prayer,
his mother reminded him.
- I don't need to, the little boy
replied.
- Of course you do! his mother insisted,
We say a prayer before eating
... read all Bancuri in Engleza (English) Tuesday, 21 November 2006
A school teacher sends this note to all
parents on the first day of school: "If
you promise not to believe everything
your child says happens at school, I'll
promise not to believe everything he
says happens at home."
... deschide bancul Bancuri in Engleza (English) Sunday, 27 January 2008
See if you can do this. Read each line
aloud.
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is genius cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word
in each line from the top.
Betcha you can't resist passing it on.
LOL!
... deschide bancul Bancuri in Engleza (English) Monday, 21 November 2011
Gravitation is not responsible for
people falling in love.
I never think of the future. It comes
soon enough.
The only thing that interferes with my
learning is my education.
Education is what remains after one has
forgotten everything he learned in
school.
Two things are infinite: the universe
and human stupidity; and I'm not
sure about the universe.
Wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very
... read all Bancuri in Engleza (English) Tuesday, 12 April 2005