Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough...

Joke from category: Bancuri in Engleza (English)

proposed: 31 Mar 2005

Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.

Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints. Another said, [...]
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Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said:
- Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will ... read all

Bancuri in Engleza (English) Wednesday, 12 September 2007


- Pythagorean theorem: 24 words.
- The Lord's Prayer: 66 words.
- Archimedes' Principle: 67 words.
- The 10 Commandments: 179 words.
- The Gettysburg address: 286 words.
- The Declaration of Independence: 1,300 words.

- - - The US Government regulations on the sale of cabbage: 26,911 words!!! - - - ... deschide bancul

Bancuri in Engleza (English) Tuesday, 10 April 2007


Round like a shotRound like a shot ... deschide bancul

Bancuri in Engleza (English) Tuesday, 2 October 2007


There is an old story about a mother who walks in on her six-year-old son and finds him sobbing. "What's the matter?" she asks.
"I've just figured out how to tie my shoes."
"Well, honey, that's wonderful." Being a wise mother, she recognizes his victory in the Eriksonian struggle of autonomy versus doubt: "You're growing up, but why are you crying?"
"Because," he says, "now I'll have to do it ... read all

Bancuri in Engleza (English) Friday, 20 April 2007


A Czech goes to the optician who shows him a card with the letters 'C Z W X N Q S T A C Z'.
"Can you read this?" the optician asks.
"Read it?" the Czech replies, "I even know the guy." ... deschide bancul

Bancuri in Engleza (English) Tuesday, 31 August 2004


FINAL EXAM

The blonde reports for her university final examination that consists of yes/no type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes and then, in a fit of inspiration, takes out her purse, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin, marking the answer sheet: Yes, for Heads, and! No, for Tails. Within half an hour she is all ... read all

Bancuri in Engleza (English) Tuesday, 31 August 2004


Subject on a math test... <br>Solve the
problem: find x on the triangle.
<br>Answer: see for yourself!!Subject on a math test...
Solve the problem: find x on the triangle.
Answer: see for yourself!! ... deschide bancul

Bancuri in Engleza (English) Monday, 3 October 2005


Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.
The Italian Customs Officer stops them and tells them:
- It's a illegala to put a cinque people in a Quattro.
- Vot do you mean it's illegal? asks the German driver.
- Quattro meansa four, replies the Italian official.
- Quattro is just ze name of ze automobile!, the German says unbelievingly. Look at ze dam papers: ze car is ... read all

Bancuri in Engleza (English) Thursday, 26 January 2006


Basic philosophy in BIG 4:
- Ernst & Young = Dead & Young
- PriceWaterhouseCoopers = Prices are everything, no water, no house, cope with us, cause we don’t care!!!
- KPMG = Kill People More Gently
- Deloitte & Touche = Delighted to kill our employees. Touchė!!! ... deschide bancul

Bancuri in Engleza (English) Friday, 27 April 2007


Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy....... The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for ... read all

Bancuri in Engleza (English) Thursday, 5 May 2005


Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why? ... deschide bancul

Bancuri in Engleza (English) Thursday, 12 April 2007


One spelling mistake can destroy your life!
A husband wrote a message to his wife on his business trip and forgot to
add 'e' at the end of a word...
"I am having such a wonderful time! I wish you were her..." ... deschide bancul

Bancuri in Engleza (English) Thursday, 7 April 2011


Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I though you just said it was nine-one-one.
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid. ... deschide bancul

Bancuri in Engleza (English) Thursday, 12 April 2007


UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. ... deschide bancul

Bancuri in Engleza (English) Thursday, 13 May 2010


A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Cop. Being a typical lawyer, he thinks he is smarter than the Cop so he decides to have some fun at the Cop's expense.
Cop says:
- License and registration, please.
Lawyer says:
- What for?
Cop says:
- You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign.
Lawyer says:
- I slowed down, and no one was coming.
Cop says:
- Exactly! License ... read all

Bancuri in Engleza (English) Tuesday, 22 November 2005